Can I borrow a feeling?

[no name no slogan]

Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love

[SmileyBoy]

1. Oh, PLEASE God, no.

I will personally go over to KZUG AM 530 and blow the fucking transmission tower to pieces!!!

[CanuckAmok]

2. "Just throw it over the fence; let Arby's deal with it!"

[Deja Q]

3. Let's analyze the lyrics, shall we?

:evilgrin:


Can I borrow a feeling?

What if I say "No"? Become a thief?

Could you send me a jar of love?

You mean, sperm clinics don't do that anymore? :shrug:

Hurtin' hearts need some healin',

I'll get the band-aids! :D

Take my hand with your glove of love

Only if it vibrates! :rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

4. Is Constipation a Feeling?

If so, you may borrow it, unless Nicolas Cage is using it for another movie.

[wildhorses]

8. now I know what it is I can't STAND about his acting

:applause:



only in moonstruck and then only cos Cher made it believable...IMO

[no name no slogan]

5. pointless, self-promotional kick

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Can I borrow a feeling? Hahaha! Can I borrow a feeling?

HAHA! That's your picture on the front!

[no name no slogan]

7. I gave it to my new girlfriend

she's a temp over at the radio station

[CanuckAmok]

9. "Can I borrow the car-keys, lover? I feel like changin' wigs."

"I sleep in a racing car...do you?"

[ghostsofgiants]

10. No, I sleep in a bed with my wife.

[CanuckAmok]

11. "So that's it? 'So long and good luck'?"

"I didn't say good luck."

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Damn that episode was great.

I miss the good ol' days.

[CanuckAmok]

14. My favourite is still a tie between.......

and



and

[no name no slogan]

15. GRIMEY!!!!

The nuke-u-lar engineer who lived below one bowling alley, and above another bowling alley. A man with several advanced degrees, as well as several second jobs.

Good old Grimey. I wonder what ever happened to him?

[CanuckAmok]

16. ....

"I eat like a pig, but no-one seems to mind.(loud eating noises).......I'm peeing on the seat, because I'm homer Simpson! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands, because I'm Homer Simpson! Oh, hello Mister Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world, and now I'm going to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster! What's this?! 'danger high voltage'! Well I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Ho....................".


Second. Best. Rant. Ever.

The first being Apu flying off the handle about Principal Skinner's plan to write "Billy and the Clonasaurus".




I need to get out more.

[no name no slogan]

24. And there you have it, fish-bulb

I have to admit I have a soft spot for Mishtah Spahkadoo, too. :hi:

[CanuckAmok]

29. Well of course, he's disrespectful to dirt.

Can't you see I am serious?!

[ghostsofgiants]

17. I think this is my favourite...

[CanuckAmok]

20. What about these classics?

http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/simpsons/p.im_going_to_duff_gardens.mov.jpg






Ahhhhh... good times, good times....

[long_green]

25. The reruns in syndication

edit out the best line from that episode. After the party, Marge is sitting up in bed second guessing her decisions. Among her mistakes..."I should never have gotten those North Korean fortune cookies."

[wildhorses]

13. you can borrow this one....

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no. Oh no, Oh no,
Yeah I've got a feeling.

Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
And if you leave me I won't be late again
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no.
Yeah I've got a feeling yeah.

All these years I've been wandering around,
Wondering how come nobody told me
All that I was looking for was somebody
Who looked like you.

I've got a feeling that keeps me on my toes
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, i think that everybody knows.
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no

Ev'rybody had a hard year
Ev'rybody had a good time
Ev'rybody had a wet dream,
Ev'rybody saw the sunshine
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
Ev'rybody had a good year,
Ev'rybody let their hair down,
Ev'rybody pulled their socks up,
Ev'rybody put their foot down.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.

[philosophie_en_rose]

18. poor milhouse's dad.

Sic Semper Tyranus de Fragor

:)

[CanuckAmok]

21. I completely empathize with Kirk.

Poor fella.

Unfair on so many levels.

Great lines, though...


Kirk: "I can't remember when I ate that well."

Luanne: "Or that noisily."



Luanne: "You should have seen Kirk when those teenagers egged our Bonneville."

Kirk: "I should have had them throw some bacon. Then I could have had a decent breakfast for once."

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. Poor Kirk. He's such a schlub.

He used to be a big deal at the cracker factory. Look at what one divorce did to him.

I haven't watched the Simpsons on a regular basis for a while, but I wonder if they'll give him someone to latch onto.

[Coventina]

26. There was an episode where he and Luanne reunited.

But right now I can't remember if it "took" or if they split again.

[NMMNG]

19. I'm sorry, but "glove of love" just sounds ooky to me

Rather like something guys use when they can't get the real thing. :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

22. Ekkk

You can borrow a feeling as long as it doesn't include touching.

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Sure, you can borrow a feeling.

Just don't get hooked.


Ooga chucka, ooga chucka, ooga ooga ooga chucka....

[Deja Q]

28. Actually, I'd love to give you some feelings!

:rofl: