Drama on Y street!!!!!

[XemaSab]

So my mom and I were kicking it in the back yard, sipping some Merlot, when a bloodcurdling scream pierced the tranquil afternoon!!!!

I, being the vigilante, called 911, and they said that someone had already called!!!!

Three police cars, an ambulance, and a fire truck came, and it turned out that the dude two doors down got dumped by his girlfriend and broke into her place and cut himself badly.

Gruesome!

We saw the ambulance take him away, and cops said he was going to be ok. We also saw the cops take a REALLY BIG KNIFE out of the house wrapped in a paper bag.

The moral of the story is that if your girlfriend dumps you, trying to kill yourself won't win her back.

[XemaSab]

1. Kick for an important moral lesson!

:bounce:

[progmom]

2. ick

that's scary!