He took her ***** and slathered ******* all over her ******** before

[XemaSab]

sinking his ********* into her *******.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. And then,

he wiped ******* on the curtains.

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. hmmm..

He took her bowl and slathered caramel all over her ice cream before sinking his spoon into her sundae.

[XemaSab]

3. He took her puppy and slathered shampoo all over her back

Before sinking his fingers into her fur.

[fleabert]

4. he took her mop and slathered cleanser all over her kitchen floor before

cleaning it up.

[reyd reid reed]

5. Lessee

He took her clean laundry and slathered grape jelly all over her towels before sinking his new red socks into her whites.

They still haven't found his body.



:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

6. He took her pork loin and slathered gravy all over

her mashed potatoes before sinking his teeth into her brussel sprouts.

[XemaSab]

7. "Hey baby, can I pork your loin?"

He then said, at which point she threw him out the door for being a cheeseball. :D

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Shame on you, for making something dirty

out of that innocent sentence.x(

[XemaSab]

9. Shame on you, for making something clean

out of a potentially filthy template! x(

[Wapsie B]

10. He took her candied yams and slathered

heavy cream all over her rump roast before sinking his teeth into her hot-cross buns


:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. He took her dishrag and slathered soapy water all over her dishes before

sinking his baking soda submarine into her sink.

[ForrestGump]

12. Falafels, tzatziki sauce, tabouli, pita, hummus...

I'm hungry now.

[Hissyspit]

13. He took her Madlibs and slathered vocabulary all over her blanks

before sinking his pen back into her bookbag.

[Random_Australian]

14. This has gone on long enough. Prepare to be exterminated:

Caution: Brazillion joke.....
--------------------------
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
--------------------------
DIE THREAD DIE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:hide:

[Hissyspit]

16. You did it wrong:

He took her staff and slathered Rumsfeld all over her briefings before sinking his hands into her brazillion.

[Random_Australian]

17. Lol!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. He took her hands and slathered mustard all over her face before

sinking his teeth into her flesh.

:popcorn:

[swag]

18. I didn't know people still did that.

[Deja Q]

19. Oh, we're supposed to put WORDS in where the ******s are?

:hide:

[riona]

20. into the kitchen and slathered olive oil

all over her linguini before sinking his untensil into her culinary delight

[progmom]

21. wardrobe, nutella, monopoly game, lampshade, carport.