If you could have sex with any HISTORICAL FIGURE, who would it be?

[CanuckAmok]

I think for me it would be Cleopatra or Louise Brooks.

[CanuckAmok]

1. Nothin'?

[GirlinContempt]

2. Trotsky

oooo or Gramsci

[CanuckAmok]

5. You and your icepick fetish!

I tell ya!

[GirlinContempt]

12. They were sexy, sexy men

:swoon:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Mary Magdelene, but only if she's as beautiful as I imagine her to be.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Helen

I mean, who else?

[Xipe Totec]

68. On second thought

Still Helen.

[Fenris]

6. I see your Louise Brooks, and raise you my Colleen Moore

She was hardly the wildest of the flapper starlets, but she was gorgeous. And she was a brilliant comedian in an era where comedy was limited to the physical realm.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Either would be fine. Both together, even.

But not now.

[Fenris]

8. And yet now is probably the only time it would be possible.

[CanuckAmok]

11. My shovel is in my other suit.

[benny05]

9. Rock Hudson

[NewJeffCT]

10. My wife at a younger age

One of my big regrets is not meeting her sooner in life (I'm pushing 40 now, and she is 36)... we've been together for 5 years, but I was it was 10 or 15.

[Robeson]

15. Hey, your wife is going to be proud of you. You certainly gave the....

...right answer...;-)

[NewJeffCT]

39. I know

Just terrible spelling - I should have said "I wish it was longer"

[Wetzelbill]

57. so you're saying she's old?

:) (men have been whacked for less)

[NewJeffCT]

67. No, I meant it so we'd have been together longer

I've had almost 5 great years, but 10 or 15 would have been even better.

[Wetzelbill]

78. I know I was just giving you hell

:)

[Iniquitous Bunny]

84. I feel the same way about my fiance.

We could have saved ourselves a lot of grief if we met when we were young.

[NewJeffCT]

85. I could have avoided that whole first marriage

my ex-wife was good as a girlfriend... but, we were disastrous as husband & wife.

[jpgray]

13. Hey the girl I'm seeing has eyes -just- like Louise's

Her body's better too, but her wardrobe is far less impressive.

[CanuckAmok]

24. lucky boy

how come you get all the hotties?

I smell a double-date. Where do you live, again?

[jpgray]

61. St. Paul

She's probably too bright for this to work, but I'll try to pass you off as the Crown Prince of Canada. Wear a cape.

[CanuckAmok]

62. Why wouldn't it work?

I mean, I am the Crown Prince of Canada.

And, lo, there will be a mighty smiting of the highest order in the event that I not get some in St. Paul.

Smiting, I tell you.

Smiting by decree.

[Hissyspit]

14. I'll see you your Louise Brooks & Colleen Moore and raise you:

Paulette Goddard

[Robeson]

16. Queen Elizabeth I.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Margaret Sanger

Because well-behaved women rarely make history... and are hot as hell. :loveya:





Note, however, that this does not mean I'd want to do Eleanor Roosevelt.

[JVS]

18. Decisions, decisions!

And perhaps a controversial selection, and I'd be surprised if she were game for it.

[Fox Mulder]

19. Mary Magdalene.

I'm going to hell for that.

Oh well.

[JVS]

20. Why is nobody interested in the higher ranking Mary but me?

If you're going to sin, SIN BOLDLY!

[Fox Mulder]

21. Why not?

I'd hit it.

:popcorn:

[JVS]

22. I'd chicken out!

[Fox Mulder]

26. I knew it!

:popcorn:

[bettyellen]

27. ....

:rofl:

[LouisianaLiberal]

23. Maud Gonne

Yeats's fantasy woman.

[CanuckAmok]

25. And then there's Maude.

[Coventina]

28. Harold Bluetooth

Them Vikings do something to me.

:9

[BulletproofLandshark]

29. Boudicca, Warrior Queen of the Iceni

Women that can fight are SO hot!

[libnnc]

30. Queen Christina of Sweden

But it would be nice if she looked like Garbo in real life...

[wickerwoman]

31. Trying to think of historical men I would have sex with who weren't gay...

Not having much more luck than finding modern men to have sex with that aren't gay.

:sigh:

Peter the Great? He was pretty hot. Brilliant, tall... pretty lousy father though.

Maybe Henry Hotspur as long as Shakespeare had him pegged right.

Kierkegaard was a cutey but a little too religious for my taste.

I'd sleep with Nietzsche though.

[Bucky]

51. Nietzsche's a good choice... if you don't mind getting sypphilis!!

Turns out "superman" had weakness worse than kryptonite. It was prostitutes.

[Writer]

32. Carl Sagan.

Under the stars - but of course! ;)

[Cos]

33. Do they have to be long dead?

Who counts as "historical"? I have a hard time figuring out who I'd want to have sex with who I've never even met, and obviously long dead historical figures are all people I've never met :)

I did once decide I wanted to have sex with someone based almost entirely on the way she wrote, after only having met her once a long time before and barely remembering anything we'd said or even what she looked like. And then we did have sex, repeatedly, for nearly a year. So picking by that criterion: Anais Nin, of course :)

[KitchenWitch]

34. Michaelangelo's David

Yes I know he is a sculpture, but what a pretty man.

[Coventina]

35. Hey! He qualifies. He's HISTORICAL and he's definitely a FIGURE!!

:toast:

I'm jealous I didn't think of him.....

:D

[xchrom]

40. i'll line up for that!

i wonder how long the que would be?

[Left Is Write]

71. Well, yes, he IS a sculpture, but...

there must have been a model!

[Bombtrack]

36. Cleopatra wasn't hot. Plenty of evidence points to the fact she was a pig

how far back do you have to go to be a "historical figure" ?

Does Pam Grier count?

[Left Is Write]

77. I don't know what the OP had in mind with historical...

but I would take it to mean someone who is no longer with us.

[enigmatic]

37. Carole Lombard or Hedy Lamarr

yowza!

[Swamp Rat]

38. Venus de Willendorf

[ContraBass Black]

56. I'd go for that.

:D

[TroubleMan]

73. You like the BBW's, huh?

nt.

[xchrom]

41. alexander the great.

i've always wondered ''how great''?

[Arugula Latte]

75. You could tell him:

"Conquer me, Alex Baby!"

[hyphenate]

42. Considering the total lack of hygiene,

the communicable diseases, the lack of dental care, the substance abuse and other such problems in the entire history of the world, I find it hard to pick out anyone who would be worth having sex with unless it was within the past century only.

On the one hand, I adore both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, who might have had better grooming since they were highly educated and most likely had some manners and knowledge of dirt vs. clean. If they were of such a more cleanly disposition, I would consider them first.

On the other hand, within the 20th century, I might consider such people as John Kennedy, a younger Humphrey Bogart, or William Gillette, an actor who once played Sherlock Holmes and built a very intriguing home/castle in Connecticut.

[CanuckAmok]

59. Sweet!

As I get older, I apparently look more and more like Bogart. I don't see it, myself, but a few people have commented on it.

Hopefully this will equate attracting young Lauren Bacall lookalikes in my future.

[dipsydoodle]

43. Betty Boop

Boop-oop-a-doop.

[kid a]

44. emily dickinson -

[no name no slogan]

45. Venus de Milo

at least I wouldn't get my back scratched up

[undeterred]

46. You mean like at a Wax Museum?

[laheina]

47. Maybe a young Captain John Smith

Rudolph Valentino, or Mark McGwire. I'm sure that there are others that I am forgetting at the moment.

[XNASA]

48. Frida Kahlo, or Josephine Baker. I can't decide. nt

[Bucky]

49. Which is worse, sex with a skeleton or sex w/ a corpse?

Sorry, but that's just where my brain goes. But seriously, I would totally do Golda Meir. No, wait, I'm still not taking your question seriously.

[Darth_Kitten]

50. The Sun King

King Louis XIV.

Hey, he's french. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. Incitatus.

Power is the greatest aphrodisiac.

[richmwill]

53. Marilyn Monroe

Always has been, always will be.

[Wetzelbill]

58. oh lord yes! I second Marilyn.....

well, not second... uh... nevermind.. :)

[Solemya]

54. Maud Menten... biochemist extraordinaire...

<>

[Solemya]

55. my sweetie...

... will probably have something to say to me when she sees this... :hide:

she's much more attractive than Maud -- hands down! :)

[carlydenise]

60. Well, I see movie stars, how about muscians?

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/>

Beach Boys Carl Wilson

Jim Morrison

Glenn Frey

[dipsydoodle]

63. If ever there was an age thing

you just hit the nail on the head. Beach Boys indeed ! Must confess I was tempted to say Doris Day but she's still alive and I sure wouldn't wish the dear lady any harm.

So anyway - Smile ! (even if that is only Brian who you didn't mention)

[carlydenise]

70. Smile

Oh I love Brian Wilson, I would have to add him to the list, as well as Dennis Wilson, umm probably Al Jardine and Bruce J., Mike Love? ummm, I don't think he would make the list.

[leftofthedial]

64. Nefertiti

[asthmaticeog]

65. Caiaphas.

Dude deserves some hot monkey-lovin' for puttin' that uppity Jesus in his place, and if I have to step up, hey, no biggie, I'll take a shot across the bow for my tribe.

Happy Easter!

[WilliamPitt]

66. Elizabeth I

Before all that "Virgin Queen" facepainting thing.

[TroubleMan]

69. Pocahontas or Josephine Baker

nt

[Left Is Write]

72. This one...

[Immad2]

74. Aphrodite

[miss_american_pie]

76. F. Scott Fitzgerald

[NewWaveChick1981]

79. Not really THAT historical, but Cary Grant.

YUM!!! :D

Hey, some of those guys way back in history weren't known for good hygiene. :puke:

[seemunkee]

80. Anais Nin or Colette

no inhibitions, no taboos.

[noonwitch]

81. Shakespeare-he seemed pretty enlightened for his time

It would be a one-night stand, I wouldn't want to make a commitment to someone who was AC/DC.

[EstimatedProphet]

82. Marie Antoinette

We could have fun rubbing cake all over each other.

[Beware the Beast Man]

83. Lucrezia Borgia- you know she threw a leg for just about anyone.

[Deep13]

86. Boudicea

http://transsexy.geophys.mcgill.ca/~olivia/BOUDICA/