Oeditpus Rex
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:01 AM
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In a softball game between the Lounge and GD |
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how many innings would it take before half of GD protested the game because the left-field fence favored right-handed batters and the other half protested because the right-field fence favored left-handed batters?
And who would win the resulting fight between GD:LF and GD:RF?
And who'd drink all the beer during the fight?
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:04 AM
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1. i can only answer your last question |
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the loungers would be drinking all the beer, but that's not too tough a question to answer :P
but if i were to wager a bet, i'd say three innings, tops, for the fight to break out and the gd:rf would win the fight simply because there are more righties out there
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:06 AM
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2. rock and fucking roll.... |
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Edited on Mon Apr-17-06 03:06 AM by wildhorses
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:06 AM
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3. I think the Lounge would start the fight and GD would finish it. |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:11 AM
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5. I hadn't thought o' that |
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Meanwhile, we'd not only drink all the beer, we'd keep batting.
Scoreboard would look like this:
Lounge — :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
GD — x(
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:17 AM
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Lounge: :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
GD: :banghead:
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:24 AM
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11. I think we'd score more than 11 popcorns |
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Especially if we kept batting while they duked it out.
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Mon Apr-17-06 04:43 AM
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19. Lounge would be debating the various colors of Peeps |
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and the GD crowd would be alerting on everyone for RACISM :)
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:10 AM
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4. I suggest we remove ALL fences and aim for the fucking stands |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:12 AM
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We're the Lounge. We play Little Ball.
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:14 AM
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7. can I call out Skinner???? |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:15 AM
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8. No, Skinner = King Kong and The Hulk's lovechild in this metaphor. |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:21 AM
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10. put me in coach...I wanna play centerfield!!! |
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Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today! We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field. A-roundin’ third, and headed for home, it’s a brown-eyed handsome man; Anyone can understand the way I feel.
Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today; Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today; Look at me, I can be centerfield.
Well, I spent some time in the mudville nine, watchin’ it from the bench; You know I took some lumps when the mighty casey struck out. So say hey willie, tell ty cobb and joe dimaggio; Don’t say "it ain’t so", you know the time is now.
Yeah! I got it, I got it!
Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes; You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride. Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all - a moment in the sun; (pop) it’s gone and you can tell that one goodbye!
Yeah!
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:24 AM
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12. Thought you wanted to play short field |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:40 AM
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15. well, that is my regular position...but, do NOT doubt this... |
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Edited on Mon Apr-17-06 03:45 AM by wildhorses
I have played every damn one ...
lefthanded and all that jazz....
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:48 AM
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17. Middle infield? Catch? |
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Pretty good trick. :thumbsup:
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:55 AM
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shit....I am drinking too much but, yeah I used to play quite a lot of softball...
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:17 AM
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9. He might take his ball |
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:25 AM
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Skinner is an alright kinda person....
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:37 AM
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But wouldn't his status as DU Owner make him the Commish? I ain't peein' in a cup just to play softball!
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Mon Apr-17-06 03:43 AM
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16. Skinner wants you to pee in a cup |
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