The Tom Cruise Birthing Seminar (CNN)

[Giant Robot]

I wish I could make this up....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/17/people.cruise.holmes.ap/index.html

"We've been doing seminars with the family just to educate them," the 43-year-old star of the upcoming "Mission: Impossible III" film tells GQ magazine in its May issue, on newsstands April 25.

"Running seminars so we can understand what Kate's going through, and for Kate to understand it. Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth.

[LynneSin]

1. Sounds like his adopted kids are now cheap labor to take care

of the one that was natural born (of course who knows if it's even his)

[Bassic]

2. I hope Katie Holmes screams hard enough

to bust both of his eardrums.

[Giant Robot]

3. Ummm

So why haven't we heard one word from Katie about any of this nonsense? Sorry that just dawned on me.

[Darth_Kitten]

4. Tom Cruise needs to take a flying leap from my......

cute little arse. Bye, Tommy, you more than annoy me. :eyes: