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Stevendsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 11:17 AM
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Behold: A Tree with a Penis
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 11:31 AM
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1. Another example for exotic wood
Edited on Mon Apr-17-06 11:31 AM by Kellanved
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 11:34 AM
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2. Forgive me if I don't get hung up on this thread!
:rofl:
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Stevendsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:05 PM
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3. Okay, I give. You win! (n/t)
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 05:51 PM
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12. I'll have to visit that tree someday
It's supposed to be located in a public park in a Berlin suburb.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:06 PM
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4. Judging from the angle, that must be a middle-aged tree.
It'll probably need Viagra soon, poor thing.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:04 PM
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11. So THAT'S what Dutch Elm Disease does . . .
:evilgrin:
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Stevendsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:14 PM
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5. Okay, let's get this on the "Greatest" page. Please vote! (n/t)
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:16 PM
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6. That trees hung like a horse!
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:26 PM
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7. You mean a woodie? Oh, IBTL! nt.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 12:27 PM
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8. Looks like the, uh, branch's shadow is, um, excited.
Randy trees ... :scared:

Come to think of it, that would have been an exotic twist during "The Wizard of Oz." Instead of throwing apples, the mean trees could have ... Ahhh, nevermind ...
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 01:05 PM
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9. Looks like the tree hangs to the left...
or is it the right? :evilgrin:

that's an outrageous picture, btw. Very funny. :D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 05:53 PM
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13. Yeah, it's a left-handed tree
don't ask me how I know that :yoiks:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 01:06 PM
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10. You are going to force me to go into town to photograph the woman tree.
There's a tree shaped like a woman's torso in town...I'll photograph it next time we go into town.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 06:32 PM
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15. I wanna see the yoni tree!!
:7


:hi:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 05:53 PM
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Is that just morning wood, or does it last all day?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 05:53 PM
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14. This picture
is upside down. :(
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 06:42 PM
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16. Hmmmm
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 08:29 PM
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24. LOL...
that's a kodak moment.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 06:43 PM
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17. We had one with a perfect butt.
But Ivan took it.
:-(
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 06:44 PM
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18. Okay... who's been peekin in my window?
C'mon, fess up!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 07:03 PM
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19. Hmm, talk about gettin' a woody...
:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 07:05 PM
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20. or splinters

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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 07:09 PM
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21. i think i dated that tree once.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 07:09 PM
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22. Yeah, we can see all the dried sap...
Edited on Mon Apr-17-06 07:10 PM by HypnoToad
:wow:


:yoiks:




:rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 07:17 PM
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23. ...
Edited on Mon Apr-17-06 07:17 PM by xchrom
:rofl:

oh i've had a shower since then -- that's from an over anxious sassafras.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 08:37 PM
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25. Damn! Some squirrel must have stolen its nuts!
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