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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:07 PM
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Poll question: Dick Cheney versus a rectal prolapse
Forgive me for not posting pictures, but I don't think anyone wants to see that.

Rectal prolapses are pretty gross too.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:13 PM
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1. rectal prolapse is disgusting and scary looking
...and sadly too common with over-acheiving potty-training toddlers. :scared:


oh yeah - and uh...if you're not familiar with what the hell it could be...try decribing it in terms that wouldn't freak your kid out to the lady at the front desk in the ER.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:15 PM
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2. Eeeeeeew!
:(
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:19 PM
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4. Kids have those, oh good god! Did it happen to progspawn?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:39 PM
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11. it did
And he's fine.

We had to tell him to stop pushing so hard. :(

But damn, that was scary...

me: "There appears to be um...some kind of tissue um...coming out of his, um...anus"
ER nurse: "he put tissues up there?"
me: "um...no...um...human tissue...like his rectum is inside out or something...."

:(
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:18 PM
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3. No pics. You're no fun
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:22 PM
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5. Since you asked so nicely... (WARNING: GRAPHIC)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:24 PM
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6. Ooooooh the horror!
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:35 PM
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9. Dear God was that the prolapse? eom
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:26 PM
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7. I can't tell the difference.
Both are puckered and shitty.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:33 PM
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8. The rectal prolapse is less likely to shoot friends in the face
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-17-06 02:36 PM
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10. Depends how close your friends are.
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