Well, now someone has sunk to the Top 100 Most UNsexy men list.

[Kerrytravelers]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12190404/

Personally, I think making a list like this is a bit cruel. Can you imagine seeing your name on this list... especially if you are near the top? Ok, maybe these guys have thicker skin than me. But still, I think it's horribly mean. And just for the record, while the Top 10 Sexiest or 50 Most Beautiful isn't cruel, I do find these lists a bit silly since the "most beautiful" also tend to be who has the hottest career or the best publicists at the moment.

While many on this list make me sick, it's not their looks I object to. It is who they are as human beings that offend me.

Complete List

001. Gilbert Gottfried

002. Randy Johnson

003. Roger Ebert

004. Dr. Phil McGraw

005. Alan Colmes

006. Chad Kroeger

007. Mike Mills

008. Osama Bin Laden

009. Jay Leno

010. Don Imus

011. Michael Jackson

012. Wallace Shawn

013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys

014. Richard Simmons

015. Jon Lovitz

016. Carrot Top

017. Jerry Seinfeld

018. Malcolm Gladwell

019. Chevy Chase

020. Raffi

021. Ron Howard

022. Clint Howard

023. Bill Gates

024. Paul Shaffer

025. Axl Rose

026. Tim Burton

027. Edward James Olmos

028. Gerard Way

029. Don Zimmer

030. Tony Kornheiser

031. Chris Kattan

032. Otis Nixon

033. Julian Tavarez

034. Christopher Lloyd

035. Willie McGee

036. Pat Cummings

037. Scottie Pippen

038. Larry David

039. Michael Moore

040. Al Franken

041. Paris Latsis

042. Rush Limbaugh

043. David Gest

044. Gary Busey

045. Nick Nolte

046. Leif Garrett

047. Andy Dick

048. Scott Stapp

049. Lyle Lovett

050. Ric Ocasek

051. Bill Wyman

052. Danny DeVito

053. Peter Jackson

054. Drew Carey

055. Newt Gingrich

056. Rob Schneider

057. Ed O'Neil

058. Bill O'Reilly

059. Clay Aiken

060. Joe Lieberman

061. Jim Gaffigan

062. Bill Maher

063. John Popper

064. Dennis Miller

065. John Madden

066. Robert Englund

067. Robert Patrick

068. John Ashcroft

069. Joe Gannascolli

070. Kevin James

071. George Steinbrenner

072. Grady Little

073. Harvey Pekar

074. DJ Qualls

075. Joey Buttafuoco

076. Garry Shandling

077. Meat Loaf Aday

078. Joe Walsh

079. Tom from Myspace

080. Art Garfunkel

081. Brian Posehn

082. Howie Mandel

083. Barry Bonds

084. Dick Vitale

085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg

086. Jeff Van Gundy

087. Jimmy Johnson

088. John Clayton

089. Don Vito

090. Lemmy Kilmister

091. Jose Canseco

092. Bill Parcells

093. Ric Flair

094. Ralph Nader

095. Dennis Kacinich

096. Horatio Sanz

097. Dom DeLuise

098. Emeril Lagasse

099. Kevin Federline

100. Brad Pitt

[LeftyMom]

1. Apparently somebody disagreed with one of the list placements

DK's new wife (and they mis-spelled his name!) is quite lovely.

[Random_Australian]

2. No Stephen Hawking?These people SUCK!

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. So, who's on the Female list?

[Kerrytravelers]

9. I didn't see a female list. I'm sure one will be out though.

[Alleycat]

4. My list would have some changes

Who actually votes on these list things anyway?

[Beaverhausen]

5. "Tom from MySpace"

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

6. The mind reels...

:rofl:

[xchrom]

7. i saw that -- who is that?

do you know -- or is that some random Tom, Dick and Harry?

on a good note -- now that brad has made it to that list -- i figure i actually have a shot at getting in his pants.
:eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Clearly you aren't a MySpace user (lucky you, haha)

He's the guy who created it. When you register, he's automatically on your friends list.

His infamous and ubiquitous photo:

[xchrom]

17. aha -- i see.

i'm actually glad you cleared that up.

unfortunately now i want to know why he wants to get on everybody's friends list?

[Beaverhausen]

18. I know *I* didn't approve

he just showed up on my list!

[alphafemale]

38. Even funnier. Read the people who replied to him.

Or maybe it's sad.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. That ANYONE outranks Don Vito is very very sad.

[no name no slogan]

23. Don Vito is the shit!!!!

I bet he has lots of good stuff to say too, if only I could understand him :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. This all may be true...

But attractive he ain't.

[jane_pippin]

10. Aw, two of my pretend boyfriends are on it.

Larry David and Bill Maher are sexy, dammit.

Sexy weirdo nerds, it's ok. Take a moment from rolling around in your piles of money to remember that I heart you for you.

[Left Is Write]

11. There are a few men on that list I consider sexy...

or at least a helluva lot sexier than some famous men I could name!

[flvegan]

13. Mike D(iamond) is number 13?

Puh-lease. If I were so inclined, he'd be in my Top 100 Sexiest list.

Smart, funny, mad skills, successful, openminded, veggie, crazy librul...

[BlueJazz]

14. Bill Maher ?????????????????? Oh Yeah right..I'm sure Ol' Bill...

...has a REAL tough time getting ....ah..Dates.

[coffeenap]

15. Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush! Come on...nt

[Droopy]

16. I always thought Nick Nolte was a stud

[ForrestGump]

19. Carrot Top

should be above Bin Laden. Way above.

[alphafemale]

39. That whole face lift + buff is extremely creepy

He was much better as a skinny geek.

[graywarrior]

20. What's wrong with Gilbert?

[NewJeffCT]

22. especially with El Rushbo only "42"

you'd think Rush would be less desirable.

[no name no slogan]

24. Legend has it he's hung like a mule

even more prestigious than Uncle Milty, even.

[graywarrior]

31. I think he's kinda cute...in an strange sort of way.

Kinda like when I had a crush on Bugs Bunny.

[Hugin]

21. Once again... I am left off of yet another list!

First it was the beautiful people list and now *this* outrage!

[Redstone]

25. Hey, at least they didn't notice me.

Got lucky this time, I guess.

Redstone

[ghostsofgiants]

27. I hear that...

*highfive*

Haha.

[bullwinkle428]

28. I was going to post that they all get more _____ than I do, but then I saw

David Gest's name on the list!! :rofl:

[Redstone]

29. Wait, they forgot Larry Ellison, the Ugliest Man In High Tech.

If I couldn't grow a beard that wasn't as scraggly as his, I'd shave. Twice a day if needed.

Redstone

[YellowRubberDuckie]

30. None of them may be sexy....

but some of them have better personalities and more intelligence than all the people a sexiest list COMBINED. That's what's important, to me anyway.
Duckie

[Kerrytravelers]

32. I completely agree with you.

Thats why I think lists like this are really, really mean.

[mitchum]

33. Mike Mills is a very talented musician and committed Dem, but also...

a hapless lech who has hit on so many of my friends. Unsuccessfully. I guess that #7 ranking explains why.

[JI7]

34. Brad Pitt

[Hissyspit]

35. It's pretty shallow, even as satire.

Let's put Dom DeLuise on the list. Ho, ho.

Shallow.

[KitchenWitch]

36. How is Don Imus not number 1?

[TheBaldyMan]

37. seems like white guys have the monopoly on ugly.

Apart from Michael Jackson, are there any black guys on that list?

[alarcojon]

41. Scottie Pippen is on it

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. When I'm famous, I'll be on there.

:D

[Kerrytravelers]

45. Not even true! I've seen your pics here on DU!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Aww, thanks.

:hug:

Although my personality still leaves a lot to be desired. :D

[alarcojon]

42. O'Shithead is only # 58?

I demand a recount!

[kwassa]

43. I always ask, according to who????????

Whenever these lists show up of best and worst show up, I wonder who the self-appointed experts are.

[Kerrytravelers]

47. That's what I aways want to know. This time it was a magazine that

needed some attention, I suppose. :eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

44. How Come I'm Not On That List?

I'm way less sexy than all of those guys!
The Professor

[hyphenate]

48. That's not fair!

There are a few people on that list that I think are cool!

Danny Devito is a brilliant man.
Chevy Chase is a cool guy.
And Robert Englund is really, quite cute without all the makeup he puts on for roles. (Or at least he was 20 years ago!) If anyone remembers, he also did "V" around the same time as the Elm Street, and his character of "Willy" is closer to what he really looks like.