I just had a glass o' milk

[Oeditpus Rex]

I don't normally drink milk, but use it for cereal and for cooking some stuff. But I made a hamburger, and for some reason I had to have a glass of milk with it. :shrug:

Then I had a chocolate malt Push-Up. :bounce:

[EstimatedProphet]

1. I damn near live on milk

[RevCheesehead]

2. Hooray!

:applause:

My fellow cheeseheads thank you. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

11. It's nice to be appreciated for one's efforts

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I used to drink it a lot

Sometime in my early 20s I lost the taste for it. But once in awhile, nothin' else will do. :thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. I had to cut back a lot

Used to drink only the whole stuff, but it's way too heavy

[Dave Reynolds]

3. You realize, of course,

that some heifer somewhere had her female parts groped for your drinking pleasure.

Hope that cow-rape juice tastes real good, mister.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I figure she enjoyed it

Lord knows I would.

:crazy:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. You have female cow parts?

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Well, yeah

But not attached to me. I keep 'em in my "special place."

Got 'em at a livestock-parts auction.

[SeattleGirl]

5. An ice cold glass of milk is my favorite thing to drink!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Well, now, ain't that summin'.

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

8. Yum...

Milk goes with everything.

Now I'm hungry...

[In_The_Wind]

9. I really like drinking milk.

what is a chocolate malt Push-Up

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. You never had a Push-Up?

They're famous!

I got good lemonade, Dixie Cups
All flavors and Push-Ups too
I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now, all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

The ice cream's in a tube thingie, and there's a plastic thingie (used to be cardboard) with a stick on the bottom. You push on the stick and it shoves the ice cream up. :9

[RevCheesehead]

13. You realize, don't you,

that you've also described a tampon.





:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. !

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

18. LOLOL

Too true....

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Those don't come in chocolate malt

Do they? :shrug:




Besides... Push-Ups ain't got no string. :P

[RevCheesehead]

26. It took you almost 45 minutes to come up with THAT?

You're slipping, Rex. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Well, you ain't been around as much

I'm outa practice. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Awww....

That's so sweet! :hug::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Sweet, hell

I was just sayin' you keep my snark on its toes. :P

[Duer 157099]

20. They make tampons with ice cream now?

I never thought to look in the freezer section for them!

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Yeah, but would you want to...

Nemmind. :blush:

[In_The_Wind]

15. oh

it seems as if I've missed a few things

[LadyAziz]

16. how do people drink milk? ......eeewwww

I can never do it, milk is only good with cereal and mixed in other stuff. To me drinking milk is like drinking a glass of melted butter.

Well congrats on your achievement Rex.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

No

that's drinking heavy whipping cream :evilgrin: (which I DO like in my coffee now and then)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. I love drinking milk!

Of course, I ONLY drink skim.....

Gotta keep my girlish figure, you know! Yeah, right......

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Yeah, you gotta stay down around

five percent body fat for the next Ms. Olympia competition. :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Oh, yes, RIGHT!

:rofl:

No FUCKING way is that ever going to happen! But I thank you for those kind thoughts!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. I have a hot chocolate every night

Helps me sleep and is good for calcium while I am healing

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

24. Born and raised in dairy country. I've had it fresh from the tap!

It doesn't get any better than that!

[LSK]

28. i have chocolate milk every night

:9

[FuzzySlippers]

29. I didn't know there were chocolate push-ups.

The only kind I've ever seen are the orange sherbert ones. Maybe it's a regional thing.:shrug:

[Callalily]

30. Can't remember the

last time that I've had a push-up.

Milk? Not anymore, yuk!

That all said, my weeks been one from hell. If I were a drinker, I'd be looking forward to .

Oh what they hey . . . gotta start sometime!

[skygazer]

31. Wow, I can't recall when I last had a glass of milk

My tummy no longer likes it. :(

And by the way, I'd LOVE to ride the Giant Dipper with you! :bounce: