when was the last attempt made on -your- life?

[sundog]

[sundog]

1. answer my poll assholes

:kick:

[Droopy]

2. There have been times when I was close to death

But I don't think that anyone has ever intentionally tried to kill me.

Yeah, I'd defintely remember that. You need a 'never' option.

[sundog]

5. someone tried to take asthmaticeog's life this very evening

perhaps you should send your condolences

[Droopy]

8. I just saw that thread

And here I thought you were serious. Geez.

[Fenris]

3. You tried to kill me earlier tonight.

I'm sorry I turned on Paul van Dyk and Paul Oakenfold...I thought you liked it. :cry:

[sundog]

4. no , that was dolo amber

i tried to get her to turn it off, but she just laughed a cruel cackle & danced instead

[Fenris]

6. She is so rude.

She also tried to kill me.

[BikeWriter]

7. .

[In_The_Wind]

9. 40 years ago

[TK421]

10. Some stupid fucker at the bar made a wise-crack...what is the deal with

short people? Do you fuckers have security issues, or what? Because, you know...I could just step on you're sorry ass!B-)

[BikeWriter]

11. .

[TK421]

14. I don't know..should I take that as a sign that you are one of these short

fuckers, or you agree with what I said? :shrug: The censorship symbol is telling....somewhat

[BikeWriter]

15. Yeppers, I'm only Four foot, twenty-four inches tall...

The censorship thingy was just playing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Four days ago

Attempts on my life are made about four or five times a month.

Fortunately, few have been successful.

:silly:

[6000eliot]

13. Do you mean on the highway?

Happens almost daily, unfortunately.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Twice today actually.

There is more rage involving parking and stupid driving in Denville, NJ than at a KKK rally. Angry soccer moms in SUVs, draconian parking laws, traffics, dumb, priviledged, aggressive people.

There are cool people in Denville, too. They just tend to not be as noticeable since they're not yelling and using a luxury SUV as a WMD.

[Robeson]

17. About 2 1/2 years ago....

...my brother and I were playing disc golf. We'd just finished and were drinking beers around our cars. A van pulled up, and a guy got out. He was carrying a gun in his hand. His eyes were totally glazed over. He tried covering the gun up with his other hand, but started walking towards us. He got about 8 feet from us, we said what's up, and he didn't respond. He started to pull the gun out, and at the same time, I reached into my disc golf bag, and my brother reached into his jacket under his armpit. We were bluffing. We all stood there looking at each other for about 30 seconds, and he slowly walked off, walking backwards, looking at us.

That was my last time.

[CottonBear]

18. My ex threatend me & others & tried to kill me & stalked me for months

before I was able to serve him w/ restraining orders and divorce papers. I lived in fear for months and he nearly killed me before I left him: he shoved me through a car window and sent me to the ER. I stil have the scar of the wound.

About 2 years after that, I was shot at by deliverance people on the Obed River in rural TN because I was with a black man.
They yelled "Hey! Nigger!" and then shot at our vehicle twice as we fled. :scared:

[jpgray]

19. I attempted to live my life earlier today

I think I half made it. Which explains my presence in this purgatorial thread.