Prison Visitor Tried To Smuggle In Live Grenade - In Her Vagina

[matcom]

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SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.

Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition.

http://www.wftv.com/news/8855692/detail.html

[Strong Atheist]

1. Explosive news! IBTL. nt.

[supernova]

2. Oh I dunno..... walking funny?

10 inches long and 4 inches wide. :wow: :wow:

[Hugin]

4. *and* drugs?

I wonder if she had a lighter too.

[BikeWriter]

3. I've seen some of those that were dangerous before.

:rofl:

[Hugin]

5. "Oh! That's where I put that!"

"Silly me."

(BTW... Welcome back matcom.)

[realisticphish]

6. jesus

10 INCHES LONG?

Couldn't she have gotten a smaller one?

[Orrex]

9. Maybe she could have soaked it in cold water first?

[dr.strangelove]

7. 10 Inches Long and 4 Inches Wide?!?!?!?

And they say size doesn't matter, come on now.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. KABLAAM-O!