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It's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. Got to love that Andy!
Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30
> > most of all.
> >
> > Here are just a few reasons why:
> >
> >
> >
> > A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
> > ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
> >
> > If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> > around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
> > usually something more interesting.
> >
> > A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she
> > is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
> > of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
> >
> > Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> > with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> > course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
> > think they can get away with it.
> >
> > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
> > what it's like to be unappreciated.
> >
> > A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
> > friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
> > friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
> > 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
> > knows her friends won't betray her.
> >
> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
> > a woman over 30. They always know.
> >
> >
> > A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is
> > not true of younger women.
> >
> > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
> > than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
> > They'll tellyou right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
> > You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
> >
> > Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
> > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> > well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
> > yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
> >
> > Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
> > you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays
> > 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not
> > worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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