LSK
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:16 AM
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i have something to say about the "spork" thread |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:P
Any more false alarms like that will be dealt with in a similar manner.
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Sugar Smack
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:18 AM
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1. This thread makes baby Jeebus cry. |
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:19 AM
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But I have to hurt you now. :mad:
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LSK
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:20 AM
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3. dont use a spork please |
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I hear they are seriesly dangerous! :scared:
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:52 AM
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8. Ha! A spork is too good for the likes of YOU. |
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I will do you in with sharp cheese!
En garde! Prenez garde de ma arme mortelle de fromage !
(Loose translation: I am about to kick your ass! Beware my lethal cheese weapon!)
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:27 AM
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4. Do you think the jury would convict me |
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not if there were any Lounge Lizards on the jury.
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:37 AM
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5. So let me get this straight... |
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...I post something clever, so you post something old, tiresome and dumb?
You have some odd ideas about revenge. :P
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LSK
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:37 AM
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Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 11:38 AM by LSK
And it is not old and tired, it is the basis upon which existance of the lounge is required.
:P
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:51 AM
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7. The Brazilian joke is a metaphysical primary? |
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A scary thought, one that turns all of cosmology and philosophy on their heads. :wow:
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Fri Apr-21-06 12:00 PM
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9. maybe I should create a new religion based on it |
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Im sure I can snag Tom Cruise.
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asthmaticeog
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Fri Apr-21-06 12:04 PM
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10. He's pretty well sewn up. |
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But I hear Crispin Glover might be the seeker type. He might be JUST the spokes-freak you're looking for.
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Fri Apr-21-06 12:06 PM
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11. no no, once hes heard the brazilian joke, he will be hooked |
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I mean just look at all the lounge lizards! :P
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