BWAH!!! Hilarious mosiac of emo losers from myspace

[DS1]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[henslee]

1. You are killin me. bwahhhhh.

[no name no slogan]

2. Hey, how'd my picture get in there?

:rofl:

[jpgray]

3. ..

:rofl:

[Droopy]

4. Is emo just a look?

I thought it was a musical genre as well. What does emo sound like?

[DS1]

7. Here

How can you can identify an emo kid:
Black, thick framed glasses
An extra small t-shirt/cardigan
Pretty tight pants
Converse All Star shoes/hightops
Possibly a studded belt
Usually carrying around some notebook/poetry book/messenger bag

First of all, emo = emotional.
Your typical emo kid is usually sad, upset, maybe angry and the world. They always talk about heartbreak. Always about misfortunes, and never see the upside to things. In short, emo kids are emotional.

That kid who sits under the tree writing poems about the girlfriend he lost in grade 4.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo+kid

[Droopy]

13. Ah

I saw lots of young folks like that when I was in college a few years back. I felt like a grandpa going back to school when I was 31, an undergrad no less. I was totally out of touch as you can see.

[tigereye]

21. but a lot of young students look like that

I think it's the hair that gives it away.

also most of my guy indie music pals used to dress like that quite a while ago.

[LaurenG]

43. does that definition apply to females as well?

because other than the high tops, studed belt and usually sad, upset, maybe angry at the world part, you are describing several people I know, including me.:7

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

79. Yes me too !

Except for the sad , upset , maybe angry at the world part .

[WildEyedLiberal]

64. Correction: tight, low rise pants

Gotta have that barest hint of man-pubes showing...

[PittPoliSci]

75. girl pants are popular among the dudes too.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

78. Ummm I just found out that I am emo LOL

[WCGreen]

51. The Smiths......

[ZombieNixon]

5. Are those really all different people?

:wtf: :rofl:

[begin_within]

56. Yes, but it's all the same wig they just passed around.

[Fenris]

6. So the rumors of the Connor Oberst clone army were true, then...

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. NO!

:cry::scared:

[Fenris]

11. It's time to start stocking up on ammo.

They'll be coming for us soon, with flowery introspective lyrics about love and how much the world sucks.

[DS1]

15. If they get through the ecstacy-laced moat which is two miles

out in order for it to get into the blood, we can blast "Dont worry, be happy" through loudspeakers to keep them at bay.

[asthmaticeog]

9. We shuldn't make fun, kids today have lots of problems.

And chief among them, apparently, is high winds.

[DS1]

10. Self-generated, I may add

[Fenris]

16. There's also a chronic shortage of shampoo

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

18. Nah, they just prefer real poo.

[dolo amber]

12. I am SO glad my kid's not in that pic

:scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. That was my first thought.

:scared:

[uppityperson]

53. me too

[Akoto]

17. The first thing I thought of was ...

That hair style would be a great alternative to an eyepatch. Emo pirates, anyone? :evilgrin:

[Lance_Boyle]

19. you missed one:

[DS1]

20. He's 10x cooler than all those kids combined

[no name no slogan]

81. And his hair is much cooler, too

[Blue_Tires]

22. they look like the boys from Brazil!

[deadparrot]

23. Yeah, I see emo types all over campus.

They're actually such a familiar sight now that it's weird to read this thread and realize that not everyone has such constant contact. :shrug:

[Ava]

24. are those guys or girls?

:rofl:

[maveric]

25. 1st pic 2nd row is my kid! I'm "series!"

He went through a Goth stage but now pokes fun at "Emos", often posting in myspace and other sites to mess with their heads.
I swear it, thats my 15 year old.

[Droopy]

26. Damn!

Small world, eh?

[maveric]

33. He loves to "mess with people's minds", as he calls it.

With a couple of friends he trolls Emo sites and myspace to play with them.
OMG! He'll be pleased though.
The myspace pic is two years old.
Here he is now.

[Droopy]

34. Haha

He looks too evil to be emo! Is he in a band? What kind of music do they play?

[maveric]

35. Garage band. He loves that monstrocity of a band "Slipknot".

Only knowing 6 chords he can play everything Slipknot has recorded.
As far as evil goes, he just loves to shock people. I just wish he could channel that energy for more constructive purposes.
He'll love this post!

[Droopy]

36. Slipknot rocks!

And you're wrong. I think they know at least 7 chords if you count power chords. ;)

[Ava]

37. ahh! slipknot

my brother loves them. i hate 'em. they drive me insane and looking at them scares me! :yoiks:

[maveric]

38. Now how could this musician scare you?

[henslee]

65. Make him learn blues guitar. He will thank you.

[DS1]

39. I think that's a photo of Tom Araya from 1982

:o

[LynneSin]

27. My best friend's daughter doing that style too

She says she does it so she can express the uniqueness about herself.

I should email her mom this pic. Obviously there is nothing unique about it!

[no name no slogan]

29. Heh! A lot of the "nu-wavers" in my HS had the same look

and that was 20 years ago, now. The only difference was that the 'wavers looked more glam than frumpy.

[LynneSin]

30. I didn't realize they were called "EMO"

She was doing a cross between Good Charlotte and Billie Joe's AMerican Idiot look. I figured she'd grow out of it about 2 years after she realized these bands had new looks. Hell Armstrong has a new look about every six months

[no name no slogan]

32. Yeah, they look/sound like the old-fashioned "goth kids" of the 80s

pre-Marilyn Manson and industrial music, that is. I'm thinking Siouxsie, the Cure, Sisters of Mercy and Christian Death-type kids.

But it's another sad teenage fad that will look as ridiculous in 20 years as the mullet does now.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

62. That was my thought.

Kind of like stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before. :crazy:

Flashback yo!

[mitchum]

31. Yes, we called it a "slinghead" haircut...

because we had to sling the hair out of our eyes in order to see

[no name no slogan]

28. Picking on emo kidz is like shooting fish in a barrel

easy targets, but still fun nonetheless.

[WCGreen]

52. Come on.....

You liked the Smiths no didn't you.....

[no name no slogan]

54. From 1987-1988, yes

after that I found them a bit tedious. I just wish Johnny Marr would get his shit together and start a proper band of his own. HE was the talented one in the group, IMHO, and I really hate to see him relegated to sideman status, or the production chair. He's an enormously talented guitarist who needs to be heard in his own setting.

[WCGreen]

58. They never floated my boat.....

I guess I was just a little too old....

I liked some of the mid 80's dark pop.....

But more into INXS and such....

[aquaman]

40. Damn losers

Can't believe that those kids would choose a look, style that they would like to express themselves. What the fuck are they thinking, stupid damn kids. This is America for God's sake, we all need to be the same and if someone is different from the status quo, well they must be losers.

[Droopy]

41. Go get 'em aquaman!

For the record I have not said anything bad about emos. :)

[Ava]

42. hey, i have friends that are emos

that doesn't mean the post isn't funny. :shrug:

[no name no slogan]

45. Right On!!! Flout your non-conformity by looking like EVERYBODY ELSE

Yeah, I'm a non-conformist. I look just like the other non-comformists in my school.

I am so cool.

[DS1]

46. You're so non-conformist that you're going to not conform by

conforming

And yes, Aquaman, I'm a dick, that's well established.

[no name no slogan]

49. Amen, MY BRUTHAH!!!

C'mon, let's mope on over to the mall to see if the new Bright Eyes CD is in yet. (we need a mopey smiley)

[MrScorpio]

44. That's the same person, right?

That has to be

[tjdee]

47. I'm SOOOO unique and special! I am!

Aah, to be that young and self-absorbed...

Of course, now I'm old and self-absorbed. :silly:

[bridgit]

48. What the heck *is* emo, anyway?

http://www.fourfa.com and why do they all look the same :shrug:

[WCGreen]

50. Love me......

Or I shall die......

I am, like soooooooo misunderstood........

[JVS]

55. *snort*

[JVS]

57. You have inspired me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5061409

[JohnKleeb]

59. as my brother would say

that is creepy. They all look the same.

[SmileyBoy]

60. Emo is Goth for the people who are scared of wearing white makeup.

It's "Diet Goth."

[Lex]

61. Oh, I thought it was Emo Phillips impersonators. (j/k)

But then again, I'm starting to feel like I'm 100,000 years old.

[Notoverit]

67. Me too. Go figure!

[AtomicKitten]

63. ---

[Capn Sunshine]

66. Check this emo girl video on you tube

shes like, so sad

[Ava]

69. is that a joke?

or was she like serious?

[DS1]

70. I hope it was a joke

dead bird
wow
society really is crumbling

[Ava]

71. i hope it was a joke too.

"i wanted to share that moment i had with the bird"

:rofl:

I have a few friends who are going through the "emo" stage right now, and even THEY would 'like' get a 'like' kick out of this.

i'm 'like' emailing this 'like' right now.

[Downtown Hound]

72. Birds are dying?

Wow! They never did that before society went, like, all to hell and started like crumbling, and like everything.

[ScreamingMeemie]

77. Why are you being, like, so mean?

She's like really sensitive...and it's really hard for her to wake up in the morning...

Oh, and she's like...really a Drama Queen...so...yeah...I hope you got it.

[Dukkha]

85. SHUT UP BITCH!

Or I'll give you something to cry about!

:spank: :nopity:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WindRavenX]

80. hahah

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

82. like, what's the deal with her hair, like?

like, can't she afford a hair scrunchy? Or, like, is it, like, so hard to brush it, like, behind her ear?

It would be, like, so much easier to see, like, that dead bird, like.

[da_chimperor]

84. OMFG! Mean people on the internet? THAT's a suprise.

:eyes:

Seriously though, that girl needs a haircut and a hug or something.

[jane_pippin]

68. Aw, high school was hard.

:D

[BreweryYardRat]

73. The angst! My god, the angst!

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

74. It's music like this as to why I like underground metal.

The whiny sobbery vocals, the cry-worthy lyrics, the weak guitar sound, the Robert Smith-Meets-Every-Member-of-Norma-Jean look . . . I . . .no.

[ScreamingMeemie]

76. ACK!

Ack, ack, ack...I am glad my child is just a tad adjusted.

[Dukkha]

83. looks like an Oasis cloning project that went horribly wrong

now they roam the Earth drunk, pissed off, and grumbling angrily at all those bloody wankers.

[Duer 157099]

86. Are there no non-conformist emos who part their hair the other way

so their right eye can see?

How strange that the right eye is always covered. Is there some symbolism there?

Where did this look come from anyway, is it goth morphed?