I threw up today at school...

[MiniMandaRuth]

Sat in math... one moment hyper as could be, the next, leaning over the toilet in the girls bathroom puking.

Oog.

I feel better now, though. I think it was just something I ate....

[bigwillq]

1. At least you made it to the bathroom.

Glad you're feeling better. :hi: :hug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Unlike last time...

Oops. I ate a maple bar and threw up after P.E... all over the nurses floor.... :blush:

[bigwillq]

4. I've thrown up before too

at school. I just couldn't make it to the bathroom.
It was kind of embarrassing but it happens to the best of them. :hi;

[Droopy]

3. You should have walked right up to that teachers desk

and puked all over the desk top. That'll teach those godless unionists.

Seriously I'm glad you are alright. :hug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. Hey, I love my math teacher...

He's a good guy that ranks on Bush in every lecture.... And he's also my best friends dad...

[Droopy]

6. You gotta love a math teacher that hates Bush

I'm surprised that the school tolerates his anti-Bush rants. In other words, that a fundie student hasn't ratted on him.

[Alien spawn]

11. better math teacher than mine

my math teacher is evil:argh:

[ZombieNixon]

8. So *that's* how you get your good math grades.

:eyes: :P

[AlienGirl]

7. There is a "Norwalk-like virus" going around

We all had it, starting with Alien Spawn (who caught it before flying out here). My younger son threw up in his sleep and didn't wake up till he was already in the shower. Even I tossed my cookies, and I never throw up. x(

Tucker

[yewberry]

9. Sorry to hear that--a kid at school threw up on me last week.

At least you were spared that misery.

(Not sure why, but vomit, to first-graders, is like dinner and a show. They all gather around and shriek & point. I had to get the principal to make them disperse!)

[Alien spawn]

13. eeeeek!!!!

[leftofthedial]

10. Did they have to get out the Barf-B-Gone?

[Ava]

12. sorry minimanda!

get well soon! :pals:

[Alien spawn]

14. well that sucks!

[Zomby Woof]

15. Were you eating hot dogs again???

:spank:

[WCGreen]

16. Second Week in a new school....

No Airconditioning....

Two weeks before the end of the year....

I gurgle once....

And then hurl all over the kid in front of me....


At my twenty-fifth reunion....

There was a sign on the wall....

Remember when Chris Green puked in Social Studies Class....

Good Times....

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Thank you for sharing

:hi:

[swag]

18. So when you puke on the floor at school nowadays,

does the janitor still come and dump pink disinfectant sawdust all over the puke, wait some minutes, then sweep it all up and dispose of it?

Or does something else happen.

When I was 5 or 6, I was waiting in the waiting room at Dr. Washburn's office in Madison, Wisconsin. I probably had mumps. Anyway, a pretty little girl who was also 5 or 6 came into the Doctor's office with her mom. I was sitting by my mom in one of the waiting room chairs reading Highlights, particularly enjoying those always amusing cartoon drawings with clever captions.

The pretty little girl acoompanied her mother to the counter. The girl stepped back, bent over slightly, cupped her hands to her mouth and, spewing into her hands which jetted her puked out the sides of her face and into the air, created a fountain of child vomit that sprayed a good portion of the waiting room carpet (fortunately spraying few of those waiting, as I recall).


I confess I once single-handedly did in a large bathroom at a women's dormitory of a public university in blood red residue of Boone's Farm Something Something.