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Sun Apr-23-06 08:53 PM
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I owe the Lounge an apology |
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I started a sex thread. Stupidly, I didn't really realize it at the time. Never ocurred to me.
Anyway, now I'm a registered sex thread offender. I'm so ashamed. I've done some bad things in my time, but nothing like this before. I swear!
:spank:
THIS is not a sex thread. It's an apology thread.
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Sun Apr-23-06 08:59 PM
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1. Don't apologize to me. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:26 PM
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5. does this mean you're volunteering to be a character witness |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:38 PM
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:26 PM
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12. no offense, but I don't know how much good it would do. |
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:rofl:
I mean what with *your* reputation . . .
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:30 PM
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16. Yea, I was wondering why you asked. |
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But then, I don't start sex threads that get locked.
Ha ha ha ha! ;)
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:31 PM
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19. some of the most egregiously flagrant miscreants |
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Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 11:31 PM by leftofthedial
avoid detection by the authorities.
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:01 PM
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2. We're gonna to drive you outta the neighborhood, perv. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:27 PM
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Maybe we could talk about sex, um threads, in the backseat!
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:04 PM
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3. Everytime I try to get a sex thread up and going, I just can't make it |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:25 PM
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is a hard thing to keep up
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:44 PM
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8. But it's a worthy endeavor, nonetheless. |
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Besides...the best things in life usually Are hard.
Wait...nothing worthwhile is easy.
There. That's better. That's what I Meant to say. Yup. Uh huh.
O8)
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:09 PM
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You just missed getting registered!
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:19 PM
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Dodged a bullet there, huh? I mean, I wouldn't want any stains on my...ummm...record.
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:31 PM
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18. Stop it, you're killing me! |
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No, seriously. Please stop it. You're killing me. I'm allergic to puns and double entendre. I'm swelling up and can't catch my breath.
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:45 PM
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There ARE ways to relieve those symptoms, y'know...
Benedryl works wonders, I'm told.
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:54 PM
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23. Yes, broke out in hives once from taking zinc lozenges when I had a |
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cold. Smeared that stuff ALL OVER me. Haven't touched zinc since then.
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:29 PM
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14. I think we have no problem with thread-ile dysfunction |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:42 PM
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7. It's OK, my dear leftofthedial....... |
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We still love you!
:loveya: :hug:
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:30 PM
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15. Even with the scarlet "S" branded on my fore, um, head? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:41 PM
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21. I am afraid, my dear leftofthedial........ |
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That this post of yours is useless without pictures!
:rofl:
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Mon Apr-24-06 07:38 PM
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25. well, the "S" is actually branded on my butt |
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so if I show pictures, this thread will get locked too and I'll end up on two lists!
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:51 PM
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9. Will your avatar be posted on a billboard soon? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:35 PM
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20. i hope there are no cartoons |
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i hear you can get locked up for that
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:05 PM
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26. WHAT? Well, I never! Well, uh, only a few times. |
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