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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 09:24 AM
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...overheard on Air Force One....
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 09:36 AM
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1. I heard it was
"I could make three brazillion people happy..."
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:11 AM
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2. I deserved that :)
"brazillion" is the DU humor virus :hi:
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:27 AM
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3. 56 million? wouldnt be more like 250 million?
or 5 billion?
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:45 AM
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4. Yep, that's a brazillion....
but did you like my funny ?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 02:27 PM
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5. Good joke!
And thank god it wasn't that Brazillion spam shit.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 03:57 PM
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6. With a little bit of time
We could probably make it just as irritating. ;)
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