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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 04:56 PM
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Freeper family values...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1620624/posts?q=1&&page=1

On the San Francisco 'gayby boom...

"To: p. henry
In the lesbian community, artificial insemination is popular among those who wish to become parents.
Back in my single days, I went on a weekend-long blind date/double date with a girl in Seattle. Over dinner, she and her friend told me of their co-worker, a lesbian who was impregnated with the assistance of a willing male, a closed bathroom door, and a turkey baster. "Isn't that great!"

She was hot and a tramp, and I used her like Kleenex, but I couldn't wait till our outbound flight.

82 posted on 04/24/2006 1:29:04 PM PDT by TontoKowalski"

Yep, how could that woman support lesbian insemnation? That heathen! I'm disgusted, but not enough not to use her and throw her away. Serves her right.

:sarcasm:

Oh yeah, and apparently, I shouldn't be around children. I'll molest them to indoctrinate them in my perversion. Hmm...guess I'm free from ever babysitting them now.

:sarcasm:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 05:01 PM
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1. "Tonto" means fool in Spanish.
It's a very apropos username for that poster.

And I'm guessing a Kleenex is all he's ever had Biblical contact with.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 05:02 PM
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2. I didn't know that about "Tonto"
I bet he does either.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 05:15 PM
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3. Nothing like Kleenex for a very quick "sneeze"
I mean, the use of Kleenex takes what, 4 or 5 seconds, tops?

What a dipshit.

He might also want to know that it's not a date if you had to pay her.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 05:24 PM
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4. Yeah, who flys somewhere for a weekend blind date? nt
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 05:31 PM
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5. You know,
seeing your screen name reminds me of back before I became political. My friends and I were enamored by the idea of Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna all raising baby Hotaru.

I wasn't long after that when I realized that the world is full of assholes and became active politically.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:21 PM
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6. I got political because of my HS principal.
My friend and I went through hell trying to get a Gay-Straight Alliance started. We had student & faculty backing, but the head principal was a homophobic idiot. He claimed he wasn't being homophobic though, but just protecting us from other students. Guess what? No students ever gave the club or the members a problem. It's not like I went to HS in Bumfuck, USA. Upper middle class northern New Jersey suburb is a pretty safe place to grow up gay. I was out and guess what? I still had some "popular" kids for friends. I went to my senior prom with an FtM (we both wore matching tuxes) and no problems at all, except for the principal editing us out of the video yearbook.
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