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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 01:57 AM
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My little sister and her latest goon just walked in...
I wonder what kinda fucking asshole this one is. :eyes:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 01:59 AM
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1. If you have guns in the house, clean them!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 01:59 AM
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2. I should... god I hate her boyfriends
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 02:06 AM
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3. I hope for your sake this one's different.
If she goes through enough of them the odds will favor her eventually getting a good one. :-)
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 12:51 PM
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15. Can't prove that one by me....
:shrug:
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 03:55 AM
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8. This is why I can't wait for baby sister to start dating
I fully intend to meet her prom date while sitting on the couch, with a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels, an ax, and a shotgun sitting on the coffee table.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 04:03 AM
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9. I can recall my Dad telling a certain high school quarterback...
on the phone to come on by. He said if the kid could get by him and his shotgun he could take my Sister out.
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 02:17 AM
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4. question
Want me to drag him outta there, kick the shit out of him?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 02:36 AM
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5. Yes please!
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 03:20 AM
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6. You could put 99 nice guys and 1 asshole in a room and my
sister would pick the asshole everytime!!

I don't know how she does it, but she never misses.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 03:46 AM
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7. Ahh the joys of being a big brother.
My little sister's boyfriend is basically a total drip - but at least that's better than an arsehole.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 06:24 AM
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10. if he's cute i'll date him for her.
otherwise it's back to cleaning your weapon on the couch.
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Radio_Guy Donating Member (875 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 07:47 AM
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11. Post their pics
They might look cute together. Or maybe he and xchrom will look cute together.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 08:49 AM
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12. that was good!
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:57 AM
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13. My little sister brought home some real gems...
There is some grim pleasure in seeing how it all turned out for these goons, twenty years later...

"Did you hear about....?"

"Yes. Heh."

:evilgrin:

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 12:50 PM
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14. my sister always brought home whimsical and intriguing guys
very smart, funny and occasionally off the pale. But no one was mean or a loser.
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