Bush is a Post Turtle

[riona]

> While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
> conversation with the old man.
> Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George
> W. Bush
> and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya
> know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term,
> the
> doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
> The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post
> turtle."
> The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
> continued to
> explain,. "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
> belong there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want
to help
the dumb shit get down!"