L A Woman
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Tue Apr-25-06 02:48 PM
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There should be a law!!!!! |
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If you were The Decider, what laws would you immediately institute?
Mine would be "No family member of a president is permitted to run for president. One president per family."
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Texasgal
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Tue Apr-25-06 02:52 PM
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1. No talking of politics or religion |
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during family gatherings!! :)
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Tue Apr-25-06 02:52 PM
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That would mean RFK would have been ineligible to run for president in 1968. As for me laws wise I would make it easier to join a labor union. Increase the minimum wage would also be something I'd do. Federal civil unions with the same exact benefits as marriage and if a church wants to marry the couple that can be allowed too.
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Tue Apr-25-06 02:53 PM
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3. That's one fine law. I'd vote for you to be The Decider any day |
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:03 PM
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4. Alejandro Escovedo's medical bills would be paid |
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Since the actual Decider claims to be a fan. Afterwards I'd figure out a way to provide quality health care for all
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:07 PM
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5. Lobbying would be a capital offense |
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No trial.
If you lobby a representative, you're executed on the spot.
Same if you're a representative who takes a bribe.
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:39 PM
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We could chop the first lobbyist into little pieces, and then use the pieces to stone the next one!
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Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:58 PM
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9. I like that even better |
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But let me up it even further: We chop Rove... no, Cheney into pieces the size of buckshot, press them into shells and shoot lobbyists with him.
HEY, FBI FUCKS! IT'S A JOKE! I'M NOT SERIES!!!11
Well, not very series...
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:11 PM
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6. Place a maximum wage cap at 4x the amount earned by the poorest. |
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That is wage represented by total gain in all assests.
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Tue Apr-25-06 03:47 PM
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8. Tommy Womack would be poet laureate |
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The fact that he isn't a poet is just a technicality. His book The Cheese Chronicles is the great American novel, despite the fact that it's non-fiction, another technicality. Appointing him would bring him the fame that he deserves, along with enriching the lives of folks that bought his books and albums
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Tue Apr-25-06 04:15 PM
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or for that matter no more Ashlee Simspon
or for that matter no more JESSICA Simpson
and no more Sean Hannity, Rush Dildo or Glen Beck...ok and no more OReilly either...even though he's fun to torment.
in fact no more right wing radio.
and another thing, No more Oprah Winfrey worship
and no more goddamn fake doctors like 'Dr Phil'
and no more fucking Tom motherfucking Cruise and his little demon offspring
No more oil.
No more lies
No more billion dollar weapons while children go hungry,
No more Fox news
No more American idol
better yet, move Family Guy to UPN and no more more FOX!!!
No more pick up trucks with stickers that say "I spent most of my life bow hunting, the rest I wasted"
No more intolerance
No more ignorance
No more focusing on the family and doing it for "the children"
No more nukes
No more freedom fries
No more mega churches that claim to prayse Jaysus but then completely stick Jesus in the back by hating anyone that doesnt fit their mold
No more SPAM emails
No more SPAM snail mail
No more W bumper stickers
No more bullshit
No more big budget remakes of old TV shows
No more big budget remakes of classic films
No more MTV cribs
No more overpayed athletes
No more 8 dollar beers and six dollar hot dogs
No more BLING
No more one cable television company markets
No more!
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