C'mon, SWEAR like your grandma

[yvr girl]

Or if your grandma is really blue, swear like a first grade teacher - FOR CRIMONY SAKES!

[blondeatlast]

1. Fer pity's sakes. child. why should I want to do that?

Gosh-agolly, you expect a lot from me, don'cha?

[MissMillie]

2. For the love of Joe Rome!

(Joe Rome was a prominent business man in her small city)

[mikeytherat]

3. "Sorry-ass motherfu**er - what a no-account asshole!"

Grandma Dora is Sicilian, 95 years old, and takes no guff, let me tell ya!

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

15. Gah, she swears like Justice Scalia!

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

33. Gramma Dora would smack some sense into that punk-ass Tony!

mikey_the_rat

[peekaloo]

4. Land o' goshen child I'm gonna snatch you bald headed if ya sass me.

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. My mom's toughest swearing...

Hell's Bells!

It used to make me laugh, but when she said that, it was clear she was very frustrated.

[billyskank]

6. Hey yvr!

Nice to see you! :loveya: :hi:

[yvr girl]

7. Hi Sweetie

:loveya:

[billyskank]

20. How are you?

I'm not so good myself. :(

[swimboy]

37. No? What has happened?

I hope everything is better soon. :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. You want ME to swear like my grandma?

LOL! I can say this much: they're all dead now, and I doubt that ANY of them swore!

Besides, I drop the "F-Bomb"!!!

'Nuff said!

:loveya: :hug:

[yvr girl]

9. I want the cute fake swearing that people do

stuff like, "For the love of Mike!" Or "Fooey"

[Sanity Claws]

10. Fiddlesticks!

[SOteric]

11. Mannaggia!

[yvr girl]

16. That's a new one on me

Kinda sounds dirty.

[SOteric]

19. It's roughly the Italian equivalent of 'darn.'

[yvr girl]

25. What a potty mouth n/t

[maveric]

12. My Sicilian Granma had a mouth like a longshoreman.

She mastered the art of cussing in TWO languages! All 4' 11", 90 lbs of her!
But she could COOK!
I miss that Lady!

[Arugula Latte]

13. "Oh, Mercy!"

If she were really mad she'd say: "Oh, Mercy, Percy!"

Then there's "H-E-double toothpicks!" ... Actually, my Grandma didn't say that, but I always thought that was the perfect Grandma expression -- someone who couldn't bring themselves to yell the shocking word "HELL!"

[swimboy]

14. Shucks!

:D

That makes me happy remembering that.

[Debi]

17. Heaven's to Betsy and Jeez o'Petes

She says 'Oh My' quite a bit now. With that look of sheer awe on her face. (Kids these days)

[LaurenG]

18. For crying out loud

and other weird things; heavens to betsy, aw nuts and fiddle faddle.

[billyskank]

21. Hey OhioBlues

:hi:

[LaurenG]

29. Hi BillySkank

I hope you get better very soon.:hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

32. Thanks

So do I :hug:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. "Damn your picture!"

It's better than damning a person. Just damn their likeness.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. "That stupid, lousy bitch Hillary! Where is Bill O'Reilly? I thought...

he was gonna be on now! WHAT? You want me to put that that away somewhere safe? You know what? I'll put it somewhere safe. I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE!"

I overheard this verbatim last week. Ah, grandma...sweet old lady...Not!

[leftofthedial]

24. well the great I am

I've never seen the like

[6000eliot]

26. Cheese and rice!

[graywarrior]

27. Son...of...a...beeeeetch!

She was from Poland and loved saying that and "you sheeeeeet."

[achtung_circus]

28. I heard my Dad's mom say

"she's got a mouth puckered up like a whip-poor-will's arsehole"

She had a turn of phrase, she did.

[Taverner]

30. MY grandma was a preacher's wife

They donj't swear :)

[NYdemocrat089]

31. At my Grandma funeral a few weeks ago my second-cousin made a short

speech about my grandma's life. She brought up that fact that my grandma was the one who taught her brother's how to swear when they were little. It lightened up the mood, and I thought it was kind of funny.

[yvr girl]

34. I'm sorry about your grandma

:hug:

[NYdemocrat089]

38. Thanks yvr girl

:hug:

[khashka]

35. My grandma had a mouth on her....

I had a teacher who called us twits.

My grandma said "Next time she calls you a twit call her a twat"

I did, it worked, I'm still embarrassed.


Khash.

[yvr girl]

42. lol

too funny

[Left_Winger]

36. Moses, smell the roses!

I use this one in class all the time.

[Saphire]

39. welll, I'll be!!!

[Ivan Sputnik]

40. Gracious!

Oh, good heavens, no!

[Bombero1956]

41. Oh my stars and garters!!!

My grandma spoke only spanish, but my cousin taught her how to say fuck. One day the mailman was putting the mail in the box and he happened to ask my cousin if his granny spoke any english, cousin Ray said only one word, he asked her to repeat the word, the mailman almost fell on the floor laughing. She never knew what she was saying.

[u4ic]

43. I don't speak Ukrainian

:shrug:

It always sounded like the wrath of god was being spit at me...

[unsavedtrash]

44. One of my grandma's favorite sayings during the summer months in Alabama:

"It's hotter than a fresh fucked fox after a forest fire." No kidding

[Briarius]

45. you shit-ass little bitch!

She was the sweetest white haired little old lady, but she hated when the cats used to sneak into the house. Nothing like introducing LynzM to the family like hearing her shout this at the cats while chasing them out!

[ALago1]

46. Mine used to say "Mother of Pearl!"

Still have no clue what that means haha...