Perfect Theme Song For GWB

[Lib Grrrrl]

I was listening to my Twisted sister CD today, and, as I listened to one song in particular...it occurred to me this was a perfect theme song for GWB...I didn't even have to change many of the words...the only words changed I set off in parenthesis.

With sincere apologies to Dee Snider,

THE GEORGE W BUSH THEME SONG
KING OF THE TOOLS!!

Look around me all i see
thousands of faces (dissing) me
how can I lead, how can I rule
when I'm the king of the (tools)

what kind of kingdom I've come from
no crown or (cattle), (oil's all) I own
I don't have silver, (brains) or jewels
yet I'm the king, king of the (tools)

and I can't help believing (that God) is on my side
no I can't help (strutting) in my (pride)
but I can't stop this feeling
that I should run and hide
so before I die I'll (smirk and tell some lies)
oh, (I'll tell some lies)
king of the (tools)
who'll face the world defiantly
king of the (tools)
understanding (more) than me
king of the (tools)
oh I'm the king, king of the (tools)

the outside world can't understand
just who we are or what I am
well we don't want their life (or) rules
I'll be the king, king of the (tools)
king of the (tools)
I proudly rule for all to see
king of the (tools)
there's nothing else I'd rather be
king of the (tools)
yes I'm the king, king of the (tools)
king of the (tools)
king of the (tooooooooooools)

and I can't help believing (that God) is on my side
no I can't help (smirking) in my (pride)
but I can't stop this feeling
that I should run and hide
so before I die I'll (smirk and tell some lies)
oh, (I'll tell some lies)
king of the (tools)
I hear (the people) laugh and shout at me
king of the (tools)
they shake their heads in disbelief
king of the (tools)
oh I'm the king, king of the (tools)

king of the (tools)
who are these people to cast (doubt)
king of the (tools)
put all our (tools) across the globe
king of the (tools)
yes I'm the king, king of the (tools)
king of the (tools)
king of the (tools)

[jus_the_facts]

1. Harvester of Sorrow ~ Metallica

My life suffocates
Planting seeds of hate
I’ve loved, turned to hate
Trapped far beyond my fate

I give
You take
This life that I forsake
Been cheated of my youth
You turned this lie to truth

Anger
Misery
You’ll suffer unto me

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

Pure black looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try getting back to me
Get back which used to be

Drink up
Shoot in
Let the beatings begin
Distributor of pain
Your loss becomes my gain

Anger
Misery
You’ll suffer unto me

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

All have said their prayers
Invade their nightmares
See into my eyes
You’ll find where murder lies

Infanticide

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

[Lib Grrrrl]

3. That Works, Too

[jus_the_facts]

2. oops dupe....

My life suffocates
Planting seeds of hate
I’ve loved, turned to hate
Trapped far beyond my fate

I give
You take
This life that I forsake
Been cheated of my youth
You turned this lie to truth

Anger
Misery
You’ll suffer unto me

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

Pure black looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try getting back to me
Get back which used to be

Drink up
Shoot in
Let the beatings begin
Distributor of pain
Your loss becomes my gain

Anger
Misery
You’ll suffer unto me

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

All have said their prayers
Invade their nightmares
See into my eyes
You’ll find where murder lies

Infanticide

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

[Catchawave]

4. Bush is definitely the "Britney" of politics

...too bad he happens to be President too :(

"Oops! ...I Did It Again"

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby


Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

<snip>

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent


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[Lib Grrrrl]

5. Okayyyyyyy....

'bout the only thing I can think of that Britney and Bush have in common is that both of them make me gag!! :puke: