I need medical advice!

[SofaKingLiberal]

:popcorn:

[Random_Australian]

1. IBTL!

[Random_Australian]

2. Sedate the Armidillo before use.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. IBTL!

:popcorn:

[TimeChaser]

4. IBTL

:popcorn:

[Random_Australian]

5. Breaking your knees with a cricket or baseball bat relieves headaches.

[HEyHEY]

6. Did a gerbil bite your anus?

You fucking perv.

[SofaKingLiberal]

11. Nope, I think I'm dying.

I've been feeling it since birth. It's a slow, painful process.

:scared:

[Random_Australian]

13. Sure, answer him and leave me out to dry. tsk, tsk.

Just kidding.

Let's hijack this thread. You up for it?

[SofaKingLiberal]

16. .

[Random_Australian]

17. Nice pick. I'd laugh if he had a shotgun sawn off the wrong end.

;)

Anyway, how was your easter?

[SofaKingLiberal]

18. uneventful..

just another day in the life of an atheist.
:beer:

Yours?

[Random_Australian]

21. Same! So, who is Tony Snow? (Or whatever)

[HEyHEY]

15. Hmm, yeah, you should see a Dr. about that

Death can be terminal you know

[Random_Australian]

7. I was first! Nyah nyah na-yah nah! (and second)

;)

[Random_Australian]

8. No, you cannot actually perform the operation in your sigline in reverse.

;)

[Writer]

9. Make sure to put the thingamabob in your doohickey.

Then call me in the morning - okay?

[Random_Australian]

10. Running naked in public relieves chest pain.

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. I am already aware, but thanks anyway.

[Random_Australian]

14. For a free facial, put steak on your face and slap a panther.

[FuzzySlippers]

19. If you're having chest pains,

you should eat a large plate of Fettucine Alfredo.

[Skittles]

20. was it someone you ate?

:o