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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Religion is wrong! Strippers are workers worthy of respect! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! Downloading songs is theft! No, copyright is theft! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Breading chicken with crushed cornflakes is an abomination! No, fried turkey is! Dean would not have done any better in the 2004 election! Strippers are whores! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! Tookie was a monster! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! Joe Lieberman is a great Democrat! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Rep. McKinney belongs in jail! If you have a SUV you're a pro-Bush hillbilly! Shoot all illegal immigrants! Israel is wrong! The new Pope is a Nazi! Don't support the troops! Laura Brannigan was the best singer evah! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Tookie should have won the Nobel Peace Prize! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! Publishing Michelle Malkin's address was wrong! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Women should breastfeed in public! No they should not! Circumcision should be outlawed! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Outdoors cats kill songbirds! No, wind farms do! A lap dance is not sex! Do you eat murdered animals? I eat veal and foie gras, you veganazi! Atheism is a religion! No it's not! Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Hillary is a DINO! No, she's a Fat Actress! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Damn hippies! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

^{The DU Universal Flamebait® is ©2004-2006 Commie Pinko Dirtbag. All rights reserved.}

[Wapsie B]

1. Is there Veal in there?

I see the murdered animals, but not the tender tasty baby cows. Don't forget the Veal. ;-)

[dr.strangelove]

6. mmmm, tender tasty baby cows

thats sure to piss people off.

[BikeWriter]

8. Goose liver

[Wapsie B]

10. Mmmmmmmmmm Pate!

Don't forget cute little bunnies. They're tasty too! But fowl aren't cute so off with their heads and into the oven. :evilgrin:

[terrya]

2. That's pretty comprehensive.

:thumbsup:

[anarch]

3. nicely done!

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

4. Cornflakes are good for making fried chicken

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. There already -nt

[XNASA]

5. You left off Foie Gras.

And you forgot Poland.

[da_chimperor]

9. And Veal. n/t

[mikeytherat]

7. You forgot: "American Idol sucks" and "American Idol rocks"

mikey_the_rat

[LeftyMom]

11. SUVs should really be on there. nt

[leftofthedial]

12. I hate cats

except as test subjects


:popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

13. I'll try to remember these when I'm feeling ornery.

[crispini]

14. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I see you even remembered Oasis. Very good! :thumbsup: Hey, where IS LoZoccolo these days anyway?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Edited for suggested updates. -nt

[Sugar Smack]

17. Bookmarked. Kicked. Nominated.

I hope I didn't leave anything out. :woohoo: :applause: :patriot:

[Theres-a]

18. Two more

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2248585&mesg_id=2248585 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1026376&mesg_id=1026376

[LeftyMom]

19. veganazi?!?!?!?!?

:spray: OMG I'm dying. :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Editing period expired -- CURRENT VERSION HERE

Religion is wrong! Strippers are workers worthy of respect! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! Downloading songs is theft! No, copyright is theft! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Breading chicken with crushed cornflakes is an abomination! No, fried turkey is! Dean would not have done any better in the 2004 election! Strippers are whores! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! Tookie was a monster! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! Joe Lieberman is a great Democrat! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Rep. McKinney belongs in jail! If you have a SUV you're a pro-Bush hillbilly! Shoot all illegal immigrants! Smoking in public should land you in prison! Israel is wrong! The new Pope is a Nazi! Don't support the troops! Laura Brannigan was the best singer evah! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Scientology is a religion like any other! Tookie should have won the Nobel Peace Prize! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Graffiti is art! No, it's vandalism! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! Publishing Michelle Malkin's address was wrong! The death penalty is barbaric! Nuclear power is good for the environment! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Women should breastfeed in public! No they should not! Circumcision should be outlawed! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Outdoors cats kill songbirds! No, wind farms do! A lap dance is not sex! Do you eat murdered animals? I eat veal and foie gras, you veganazi! Atheism is a religion! No it's not! Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Nuclear power should be banned! Hillary is a DINO! No, she's a Fat Actress! Forbidding smoking anywhere is a civil rights violation! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Damn hippies! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

^{The DU Universal Flamebait® is ©2004-2006 Commie Pinko Dirtbag. All rights reserved.}

[hunter]

21. Nuclear power is good for the environment! No it's not.

:nuke:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. EXCELLENT suggestion. Going in. -nt

[hunter]

22. Graffiti is art! People who paint on my walls should be thrown in jail.

Like a moth, I am attracted to flame...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Ditto -nt

[dr.strangelove]

25. Kicked and Nominated - Only One More Needed

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

31. I have answered your call!

:thumbsup:

[FarLeftRage]

26. You forgot one...

Robb is a dingbat!

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Honey is an EXCELLENT SONG!!!

[Burma Jones]

34. My Dear MrsGrumpy

you are.....mistaken.....

nevertheless, you rule

[Beaverhausen]

28. how about ...I love Wal Mart!

[texas1928]

29. If you wave a flag or speak of patriotism...

you are a freeper troll.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. Toss something in about Frat boys

[Burma Jones]

32. The real football is played in shorts

Baseball is the thinking person's sport

[uppityperson]

33. shopping carts

I let my children run around in stores, old people are so bothersome

[mduffy31]

35. There has got to be something about Brokeback Mountain

...or are we over that?

[SteppingRazor]

36. I think you forgot smoking...

"Smokers disgust me" and "Self-righteous non-smokers disgust me!" should both be in there, no?

[JohnKleeb]

37. Can I ask how I am flamebait?

Good summary though. Bravfuckingo.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. Remember when the entire Lounge decided to pick on you

for no particular reason? The DUUF was born that day.

[JohnKleeb]

42. I had been wanting to forget that

DUUF? I like having a relatively lower profile than I did, its nice.

[DrGonzoLives]

38. You forgot about hunting

As we all know, only sadistic dirtbags hunt.

[DS1]

40. Vegan Hippies who dont' shower, shop at Walmart, and listen to Creed

[madinmaryland]

41. Abe Vigoda is still alive

http://www.abevigoda.com/