Will you admit that bears are godless?

[Boojatta]

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[JohnKleeb]

1. Mr. Colbert is that you?

[Boojatta]

2. Do you mind if I stretch the truth?

After all, we stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Little Steven will protect him.

:)

Because, you know, a Bald-Eagle can take a bear.


or something.

[AlCzervik]

3. no, but bow tie pasta is.

[Boojatta]

6. If bears aren't godless, then who is the God of bears?

Is Zeus the God of the bears? I mean, we all know that bears are just fascinated with all things Greek. You should see them celebrating when Greece wins a sporting competition! And don't get me started on the crowds of bears at the public library studying Aristotle, Plato, and Euclid.

Or perhaps Smokey the Bear is the God of the bears? Perhaps when there is a forest fire we should tell the firefighters to sit back and relax and let the bears handle the problem. Would the bears handle the problem? I don't think so. And it's not because the bears are expecting Smokey to handle it!

Maybe Darth Vader is the God of the bears? I mean, Chewbacca didn't like him, but Chewbacca was created by the left-wing media to confuse us about the real nature of bears!

[LSK]

5. why do you hate America?

:popcorn:

[Boojatta]

7. Kicking this thread to get people to admit that bears are in fact godless