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Wed Apr-26-06 09:50 PM
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Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
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| Jeff In Milwaukee
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Wed Apr-26-06 09:58 PM
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| 1. This song got me fired... |
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Edited on Wed Apr-26-06 09:58 PM by Jeff In Milwaukee
I was working in this piece-of-shit FM radio station about 80 miles east of nowhere. I found the song and thought it was so freaking stupid that I had to play it, with the appropriate wise-ass commentary. The station manager called me the next day to tell me that I had deeply offended our listening audience (i.e., her) and that I was fired.
I still think it's one of the funniest songs I've every heard. "I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe?" I mean, come on.
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Wed Apr-26-06 10:05 PM
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they lyrics are a billion times better than the pap Donald Fagan farts out every few years
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Wed Apr-26-06 10:11 PM
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don't hold your breath. Never liked that band -- and I haven't developed an appreciation for them over the years.
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Wed Apr-26-06 10:18 PM
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| 4. Exactly. Q: What's worse than hearing them on the radio? |
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A: Reading their insipid lyrics in the lounge
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