"Mom! Jacky's banging pots and it makes my ears bloody."

[LaraMN]

"Mom, it was real easy to cut my own hair."

"Mom, I need to wear your bras."

It's only 10:00...
:eyes:

[miss_american_pie]

1. Hah

I got kicked in the head by the four year old within two minutes of entering the grocery store.

He's broken up with me twice, and I'm not even going to start on the baby's pinching habit.

Want to run away somewhere? ;)

[LaraMN]

3. Yes! You and I can hither to the martini bar.

Let the kids fend for themselves!:applause:

[miss_american_pie]

5. Amen!

Just give me 18 hours to drive up there. ;)

[Taverner]

2. "Mom this windex tastes GOOOOD"

Yes, I did this as a kid. Emptied out a windex bottle and replaced it with blue kool aid. Gave my mom a heart attack....

Now it's karma time :scared:

[LaraMN]

4. Yeah, you're due for some nasty payback for that one!

I managed to acquire one of my infamous head injuries, at the sliding hill, while my Dad was out of town (and my Mom didn't drive). That was nice of me. My Mom kept yelling at me and telling me to quit being a baby, until I started swaggering around and puking.:rofl: