I'd have more respect for American Idol if the audience could

[BigMcLargehuge]

pelt them with rocks.


And let me be perfectly clear. No one. Is to stone anyone. Until I blow this whistle.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. I would have much more respect if Ryan Seacrest immolated himself.

[terrya]

5. I'd have much more respect if Ryan Secrest immolated himself while naked.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I'd have more respect for American Idol if Carrie Underwood were naked.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. I'd have more respect for American Idol if William Hung were naked.

She bangs, indeed.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I'd have more respect for American Idol if *I* were naked.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. For one night, you were an American Idol, baby.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I'd have more respect for American Idol if Motorhead were to be covered,

or maybe if they had a "metal" episode, where all the contestants had to sing a convincing version of some Venom tune (like, say, "The Chanting of the Priests") or something by Sleep or Saxon or UFO or Blue Oyster Cult or Godflesh or Dio.

And if Carrie Underwood were naked while singing "Ace of Spades."

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. why make it easy?

force them to sing from the Cannibal Corpse discography

[RandomKoolzip]

14. I'd make the girls sing GG Allin and Mentors tunes.

And I'd make the guys sing Tribe 8 and Team Dresch songs, for balance.

And then I'd douse them all in pig's blood. No, wait: aardvark's blood.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Or "Jesus Take the Wheel" while riding a sybian.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. I think I need to log off for a while.

Damn you, Beastman!

[peekaloo]

4. Let he who is without talent cast the first stone.

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

8. What's WRONG with saying "American Idol"?

STOP THAT!

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. Are there any-

women here today?

[realisticphish]

16. no

no!
uh, i mean, NO!

[skygazer]

12. Even if.... and I want to be perfectly clear about this.....

Even if they DO say "Ryan Seacrest."