Man delivers corpses and Domino's pizzas in same car!

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0427061pizza1.html



Wait- is that tomato sauce or formaldehyde on my large pepperoni pizza?

APRIL 27--In what will surely repulse Pennsylvanians, a Domino's delivery man used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to bring pies and Cheesy Bread to pizza enthusiasts. Last Friday, a Lower Southampton Township Police Department officer pulled over a 1993 Buick after noticing the vehicle did not have an inspection sticker. Additionally, William Bethel, 24, was driving with a suspended license, so cops informed him that the vehicle was going to be impounded. According to a police report, a copy of which you'll find below, when officers began taking an inventory of the station wagon, they noticed a stretcher in the rear of the vehicle (along with rubbish and wet clothing) where "pizzas were sitting to be delivered." Asked about the items, Bethel explained that when he finished delivering Domino's pizzas, "he transports deceased bodies in the same vehicle for a funeral home." A police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for stiffs and slices did not violate county ordinances. Bethel, who was not arrested, is facing $400 in fines for driving with a suspended license and operating a vehicle without an inspection certificate. The station wagon is registered to Carl Delia, owner of a so-called removal service that delivers dead bodies to Philadelphia-area funeral homes. (2 pages)

[DrDebug]

1. I think I'll get me some Chinese food

If you read it carefully it says that it is perfectly fine though. As long as the bodies stay cold and the pizzas stay warm...

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2. How could they tell which was which?

[_testify_]

3. Do the corpses ride up front with the pizzas?

If not, I don't think this would bother me.

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5. this is begging for a PhotoShop...

[Misunderestimator]

10. No, but the pizzas sit behind with the corpses...

"they noticed a stretcher in the rear of the vehicle (along with rubbish and wet clothing) where "pizzas were sitting to be delivered.""

[DS1]

11. I don't know which is worse

Eating a pizza that's just carpooled with dead people, or being dead and carpooling with Domino's pizza

[Misunderestimator]

12. Good point

[mduffy31]

4. Might improve

the taste of Dominos. I made the mistake of ordering one the other night, and i remembered why I don't order Dominos. It was just awful.

[miss_american_pie]

6. Just Pennsylvanians?

Because the thought of this isn't gross to anyone else?

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7. Lunchtime! Say... that doesn't LOOK like a pizza....

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8. Bush would call that "uniquely American"

then he'd steal your pizza


:-)

[Initech]

9. Thank god I havent eaten Domino's in like 5 years...

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