I'm going to become a musical egalitarian as opposed to a musical elitist

[jpgray]

How does that work? You can have opinions, but you don't express them out of the worry that someone's feelings will be hurt? Or do you just add a half-page qualifier to everything like: "I say band x sucks, but I also realize that musical tastes are entirely subjective and that some inherent value can exist pursuant to the Wittgensteinian amorphous state of aesthetic modifiers and artistic modes"?

[JVS]

1. Just crank up the techno, swallow the pills, and dance

That is how one becomes a musical egalitarian

[SOteric]

2. You could always try something like "Band x sucks,

but does have some redeeming qualities." (Such as that every now and again they stop playing and go home.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Opinions are like assholes: they're full of shit.

Music is objective. I have good taste. Most others have bad taste. Period.

[tigereye]

4. I'm readying my Sheryl Crow CDs as we speak

we shall see how firm is your resolve....