My apologies if this has been posted before...but wow. Just...wow.

[dolo amber]

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

[Fenris]

1. "Money s meant to be enjoyed as a tool."

[Zookeeper]

2. *Sigh* That's all I can think of to say. n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Once again you outdo yourself

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Barnum was right...

there's a sucker born every minute. The fact that people will apparently pay $125 to find out "what your arse says about you" proves it.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Why do I want Jacqueline Stallone to stare at my ass? And pay for it, too?

[Fenris]

7. Hey, you get an 8.5" x 11" glossy of your ass!

"which you may want to frame as a family keepsake when the fates smile on you; or give as a gift to a special person."

I think I found the perfect gift idea for flamingyouth! :D

[GOPisEvil]

9. Dude, you LIKE her, right?

:rofl:

[Fenris]

10. But Jackie Stallone told me she would like it!

:cry::D

[GOPisEvil]

12. What did Frank Stallone tell you?

:o

[Fenris]

14. That I had a future in the music business.

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

15. At least you have the wardrobe for it. Looking the part is 1/2 the battle.

[Fenris]

16. Yes. But I refuse to return his phone calls.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Frank never gets any respect.

[Fenris]

18. And rightly so.

Look at his oevre!

The Road to Freedom: L. Ron Hubbard and Friends
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310073/

The worst large-budget movie ever made whose name I refuse to mention
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102070/

W.A.R.: Women Against Rape
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094284/

Two (!) episodes of "Walker: Texas Ranger" in which he played two different characters. Wouldn't that cause a tear in the fabric of the Walker Universe?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743548/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743568/

[GOPisEvil]

22. At least he has an oevre!

:cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear dolo amber!

There ain't no fucking way I'd participate in such a thing!

I may be a fool about some things.....but this isn't one of them!


:wtf:

[Fridays Child]

13. Peggy, you've earned a thread of your own with this post!

Congrats! :party: :toast: :woohoo:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5084687

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Ah, my dear Fridays Child.....

So I see.......omigod!

I can't get away with **** around here, can I?

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

8. What I'd like to know,

why didn't I think of this? Other than my not being a complete loon, that is!

Of course, for butt I'd want to see, there'd be about six I wouldn't. :puke:

[ismnotwasm]

11. So If I wanted to fax a picture

Directly by sitting on the fax machine, do you think that would distort the accuracy of the reading?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

19. This is hilarious! n/t

[BikeWriter]

20. I'm sending her a picture of *!