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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:01 PM
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Police Capture Horse Rapist. Crime Caught on Tape.
Now you've heard of everything. And here's the criminal hisownself:

Guess how many kittens God'll kill over this one.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:07 PM
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1. He REALLY loves horses?
:shrug:
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:10 PM
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2. I'm actually really surprised he didn't get the shit kicked outta him
Most mares are hobbled for breeding since biting and kicking are all part and parcel of horsey lovemaking.

And this mare ain't hobbled.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:13 PM
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3. Once he goes to prison, I imagine he will
I just wish I'd gotten to see the clever banter tossed about by the news anchors after airing this report.

"Obviously he was taking the wrong kind of riding lessons. Say, what've we got over in sports, Steve-o?"
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:18 PM
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4. I want to know his voter ID. R, right?
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:21 PM
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5. Not one Wilbur joke?
Damn, I'm old!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:23 PM
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6. Remains me of the south park movie
Horsefucker. God what a fucking sicko.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:24 PM
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7. This kind of behavior goes way back...

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:30 PM
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8. Listen, if GOD DIDN'T WANT man having sex with animals...
why did he make our genitals compatible with so many of theirs?

hmm?

HMM?

:spank:
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