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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 12:25 AM
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I am off to do Missionary work throughout the South....
I am going to bring Dildo's to all the women of the states that banned the popular and timeless self help device....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 12:37 AM
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1. Oh good!
Did you get a bulk rate, since you'll obviously have a great many?

And how about some hands-on training? Are you certified for that?


:rofl:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 12:43 AM
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2. PLEASE, make your first stop Alabama
I'm not home that much, ya know.

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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 12:45 AM
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3. You are looking for a missionary position in the south?
:+
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 12:47 AM
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4. Hey, that's the only one we know........
NOT!!!

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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:03 AM
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5. ya they got your number already.....
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eurythmics/51753.html
EURYTHMICS — ( Missionary Man Lyrics )
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 05:16 AM
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6. Locking
Inappropriate sex thread
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