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IA_Seth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:45 AM
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The new brazilian...
I read this and almost died laughing at work...

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory. The customer is very
impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the
robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... reallllllly sloooooooooooowly... "Sooooooooooo
ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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