Just so you know, I'm drunk

[MissMillie]

Someone was asking about good drunk posters this week, and I didn't know if anyone had ever even seen me post drunk, but now, I'm drunk. I've had a beer, and 3 shots of 1800, which for me is a tremendous amount of alcohol (since my gastric bypass, drinking even one drink is like injecting the alcohol into my blood stream).

So, I'm loaded.

:hi:

[elshiva]

1. beer, beer, beer, tiddly, beer, beer, beer

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[MissMillie]

2. well, yes, but also

tequilla

1800

[elshiva]

7. WE NEED A TEQUILLA SMILEY!

[MissMillie]

8. we sure do

because just saying the word "tequilla" makes one smile

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. SHOCKED. SHOCKED I am!

You're so respectable. Really enjoying the whole weekend scenario, eh?

[MissMillie]

5. not at all really

pondering my son's life should he continue this self-destructive course and not graduate high school

[RevCheesehead]

4. Is it a Happy drunk?

I hope so! :hug:

[MissMillie]

6. I wish

but not so much this time.

[RevCheesehead]

9. What can we do to make it a happy drunk?

Shall I call George Clooney for you?

[MissMillie]

10. *swoon*

but.... can you make my son wise beyond his years?

[swimboy]

13. I have the wisdom of two martinis to back me up this evening!

What can I do for you?

[MissMillie]

15. make my kid realize that

it is foolish to fail his senior year and give up the 4 year scholarship he has earned.

[swimboy]

21. Dear God!

Can you bargain with him? I don't know what is behind the potentiaL faiLure here but it seems Like if he carries it off for just a few more weeks then he ought to be abLe to crash and burn and start over at coLLege in the faLL. That seems a good trade-off to me. Can he be convinced? PM me if you want.

[MissMillie]

23. I really am drunk

so I don't know how good I'd be at a PM at this point, but I may take you up on your offer tomorrow.

[swimboy]

24. OK, sweetie!

Look after yourseLf!

:Loveya:

[MissMillie]

25. I'm safe at home

and I'm finishing up my last beer chaser, and I'll fall into bed soon.

:hug:

thanks hon!

[swimboy]

34. I'm gLad to hear it!

Turn off your aLarm and sLeep Late!

:hug:

[MissMillie]

35. can't.. realtor comng

my landlord is trying to sell the building

[Wapsie B]

26. I hate to say it but

join the club. My son was a TAG (Talented & Gifted) student in high school. His strongest subject was Math. His freshman math teacher said he was one of most gifted students he had seen. But he was bored in school. He could read the books in every class, listen to the teacher lecture on the material, not study at all, then go in and Ace the test. But he blew off his classes and still hasn't finished all his graduation requirements a year after his class graduated. His TAG teacher said if he would've applied himself he could've easily won the Math award as a senior and received a scholarship.

[MissMillie]

29. thank you for telling me that

my son took the Mass standardized tests (MCAS) and won a 4 -year ride to any state school (university, college, or community college) and has managed to

1) lie to me about taking his SATs (he told me he took them in January, but when I stood over his shoulder and made him log on for his scores, he admitted he didn't)

and

2) failed both English and Forensics for 2 semesters in a row (putting his graduation in grave danger)

he's also been toying w/ enlisting (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I don't know how to impress upon him what he's throwing away anymore



(holy shit am I drunk!)

[Wapsie B]

37. Some kids seem to want to do things the hard way.

I never really had any kind of guidance my son received in high school. He had people praising him constantly and yet he threw it all away. I would've done anything to have the chances he's had. sigh


I hope your son doesn't enlist at the very least.

If you're still around in a little while I'll join you in a drink.

[RevCheesehead]

18. ahhhh.....

is he a Dem? If so, there's hope.

Hang in there, it really won't last forever. It just seems like it. :hug:

[Brigid]

17. You should post a warning . . .

before posting a picture of George Clooney. *fans self*

[RevCheesehead]

19. Ya gotta admit it made you happy!

George:loveya:Clooney

[MissMillie]

20. amen to that sistah!

:silly:

[swimboy]

27. and aLso with you!

Thank you for that! :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

28. egads, swimboy....

are you channeling the ghost of Sniffa? :rofl:

[swimboy]

36. That's it exactLy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5088230&mesg_id=5088230

This time I responded to the correct post!

[swimboy]

32. That's it exactLy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5088230&mesg_id=5088230

[boston bean]

11. You typed very well. I'm impressed!

[MissMillie]

14. the backspace key is a wondrous invention

don't you think?

[boston bean]

22. most definitely, the delete key too.

[Droopy]

12. Cheers MissMillie!

:toast:

[MissMillie]

16. cheers!

:hi:

[rug]

30. Now may be a good time to discuss your gastric bypass.

[MissMillie]

31. well, I lost a lot of weight

and I changed my life (i'm at the gym 5 days a week)

I've never felt or looked better

[bigwillq]

33. WOO HOO!

That's great Millie! Enjoy! :hi: :hug: