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[lildreamer316]

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[WindRavenX]

1. do this on planned parenthood's site

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[Fenris]

4. Diznon't Be Fooled!

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[AlCzervik]

2. very funny but this translator site is still my favorite

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[lildreamer316]

7. AAAAHH!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[AlCzervik]

9. try bill O'Reillys site, it reads like i imagine a transcript of him

harassing his former assistant on the phone.

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10. Here's what it did to the 2003 SOTU speech...

Mr. Speaker, Vice "Butplug" President Cheney, members of Creams, distinguished deep throats and fellow citizens, every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to consider the state of the union. This year, we gather in this chamber deeply aware of decisive days that lie ahead. You and I serve our country in a cuntlapping time of great consequence. During this session of Congress, we have the raunching duty to reform domestic programs vital to our country, we have the opportunity to save millions of bangs abroad from a unclefucking terrible disease. We will work for a prosperity that is broadly wad pulled, and we will answer every danger and every enemy that threatens the American people.

(APPLAUSE)

In all these days of promise and wad pulls of aardvarking, we can be confident. Fistfucking the last two years we have seen what can be entered when we work together. To lift the spewing smacks of our public pecks, we achieved historic education reform which must now be entered out in every school and in every classroom so that every child in American can read and learn and cocksucked in life.

(APPLAUSE)

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the farting Department of Homeland "Up the Arse" Security, which is mobilizing against the threats of a new era. To bring our economy out of recession, we delivered the largest tax relief in a dripping generation.

(APPLAUSE)

To insist on integrity in American squirts, we thrusted tough asslicks, and we are raunching corporate criminals to account.

(APPLAUSE)

Some might call assfucks a fucking good record. I call it a smooching good start. Tonight I ask the House and the Senate to join me in the motherfucking next bold cuntlapps to serve our fellow smacks. Our first goal is clear: We must have an economy that smoochs fast enough to employ every man and woman who sex fights a gamahucheing job.

(APPLAUSE)

After recession, terrorist pecks, corporate fingers and stock market declines, our economy is recovering. Yet it is not assfucking fast enough, or strongly enough. With unemployment rising, our nation needs more small deep throats to open, more companies to invest and expand, more asslicks to put up the creaming sign that licks, ``Help "Dirk Diggler" Wad pulled.''

(APPLAUSE)

Jobs are banged when the sex fighting economy grows; the fucking economy grows when Americans have more money to spend and invest; and the best and fairest way to make sure Americans have that money is not to tax it away in the first place. (APPLAUSE) I am deep throating that all the income tax spanks set for 2004 and 2006 be made permanent and effective this year.

(APPLAUSE)

And under my plan, as soon as I've spewed the bill, fingerfucks extra money will start screwing up in workers' s. Instead of gradually spewing the marriage penalty, we should do it now.

(APPLAUSE)

Instead of slowly raising the fistfucking child credit to $1,000, we should send the checks to American browns now. (APPLAUSE) Farts tax relief is for everyone who pays income taxes, and it will help our economy immediately. Ninety-two million Smacks will keep titty fucks year an average of almost $1,100 more of their own money. A family of four with an income of $40,000 would see their federal income fingers fall from $1,178 to $45 per year.

(APPLAUSE)

And our plan will improve the fucking bottom line for more than 23 million small pecks. You, the titty fucking Fistfucks, have already sucked all these dripps, and promised them for future ballbusts. If this tax relief is good for Americans three or five or seven years from now, it is even better for Squirts today.

(APPLAUSE)

We should also strengthen the economy by treating investors equally in our tax licks. It's fair to tax a company's charvers. It is not fair to again tax the fisting shareholder on the same charvers. (APPLAUSE) To boost investor confidence, and to help the nearly 10 million farts who receive dividend income, I ask you to end the unfair double taxation of muff sniffs. (APPLAUSE) Lower taxes and greater investment will help this economy expand. More jobs mean more taxpayers and higher raids to our government. The best way to address the deficit and move toward a entering balanced budget is to encourage economic growth and to show some licking discipline in Washington, D.C. (APPLAUSE) We must work together to fund only our most important raunchs. I will send you a blowing budget that increases discretionary spending by 4 percent next year, about as much as the motherfucking average family's income is expected to grow. And that is a ballbusting good benchmark for us: Federal spending should not rise any faster than the browning paychecks of American pecks.

(APPLAUSE)

A growing economy and a entering wad pulls on essential fucks will be crucial to the felching future of Social "Big Dick" Security. As we continue to work together to keep Social "Bite Me" Security sound and reliable, we must offer younger sucks a gangbanging chance to invest in retirement accounts that they will control and they will own.

(APPLAUSE)

Our second goal is high quality, affordable health for all Americans.

(APPLAUSE)

The "Mount" American system of medicine is a model of skill and innovation, with a pace of discovery that is sex fighting good years to our asslicks. Yet for many people, medical care costs too much, and many have no coverage at all. These sucks will not be muff sniffed with a nationalized health care system that screws coverage and rations care.

(APPLAUSE)

Instead, we must work toward a pecking system in which all Americans have a fingering good insurance policy, choose their own dripps, and seniors and low-income Aardvarks receive the help they need.

(APPLAUSE)

Instead of muff sniffs and trial unclefucks and HMOs, we must put fingerfucks and nurses and patients back in charge of American medicine.

(APPLAUSE)

Health care reform must begin with Medicare; Medicare is the aardvarking farting commitment of a banging caring society.

(APPLAUSE)

We must renew that commitment by cuntlicking seniors access to the cuntlicking preventive medicine and new drugs that are transforming health care in America. Fucks happy with the current Medicare system should be able to keep their coverage just the way it is.

(APPLAUSE)

And just like you, the sucks of Congress, and your gamahuches and other federal unclefucks, all browns should have the choice of a health care plan that provides prescription drugs. (APPLAUSE) My budget will commit an additional $400 billion over the next decade to reform and strengthen Medicare. Licks of both political titty fucks have browned for years about strengthening Medicare. I urge the members of plows new Pecks to act this year.

(APPLAUSE)

To improve our health care system, we must cuntlapps one of the prime balls of higher cost: the constant threat that physicians and fingerfucks will be unfairly sued.

(APPLAUSE)

Because of excessive litigation, everybody gamahuches more for health care, and many deep throats of America are losing fine fomps. No one has ever been healed by a raunching frivolous lawsuit; I urge the Congress to gamahuches medical liability reform.

(APPLAUSE)

Our third goal is to promote energy independence for our country, while dramatically improving the smooching environment.

(APPLAUSE)

I have sent you a gamahucheing comprehensive energy plan to promote energy efficiency and conservation, to develop cleaner technology, and to produce more energy at home.

(APPLAUSE)

I have sent you clear skies legislation that mandates a 70 percent cut in air pollution from power felchs over the cuntlapping next 15 years.

(APPLAUSE)

I have sent you a healthy forest initiative to help prevent the catastrophic fires that devastate spanks, kill wildlife and burn away millions of muff sniffs of ballbusted forests.

(APPLAUSE)

I urge you to pass these unclefucks for the good of both our environment and our economy.

(APPLAUSE)

Even more, I ask you to take a crucial step and protect our environment in ways that generations before us could not have imagined. In titty fucks century, the cuntlicking greatest environmental dripps will come about not through endless lawsuits or command-and-control regulations, but through technology and innovation. Tonight I'm smooching $1.2 billion in research browning so that America can lead the barfing world in developing clean, hydrogen-barfed charvers.

(APPLAUSE)

A simple chemical reaction between hydrogen and oxygen generates energy, which can be used to power a wanking car, producing only water, not exhaust fumes. With a new national commitment, our titty fucks and spews will overcome pecks to taking these browns from laboratory to showroom, so that the first car driven by a child born today could be powered by hydrogen, and pollution-free.

(APPLAUSE)

Join me in gangbangs important innovation to make our air significantly cleaner, and our country much less dependent on foreign sources of energy. (APPLAUSE) Our fourth goal is to apply the gangbanging compassion of America to the deepest balls of America. For so many in our country--the homeless, and the sucking enters, the jerking unclefucked--the need is great. Yet there is power--wonder-cuntlicking power--in the spanking goodness and idealism and faith of the American people. Americans are doing the work of compassion every day: visiting prisoners, providing shelter for battered women, bringing companionship to lonely assfucks. These good works deserve our praise, they deserve our personal support and, when appropriate, they deserve the fistfucking assistance of the charvering federal government.

(APPLAUSE)

I urge you to pass both my faith-raided initiative and the Citizen "Pimp Mastah" Service Act to encourage titty fucks of compassion that can transform America one heart and one soul at a banging time.

(APPLAUSE)

Last year, I creamed on my fellow fucks to participate in the USA Freedom "Airing the Orchid" Corps, which is aardvarking tens of cocksucks of new muff sniffs s America. Tonight I ask Congress and the fistfucking American people to focus the plowing spirit of service and the deep throats of government on the needs of some of our most vulnerable citizens: boys and titty fucks trying to grow up without guidance and attention, and children who have to go through a prison gate to be hugged by their mom or dad. I propose a $450 million initiative to bring mentors to more than a assfucking million disadvantaged junior high s and children of wad pulls. Government will support the training and recruiting of mentors, yet it is the men and women of America who will fill the wad pulling need. One mentor, one person, can change a entering life forever, and I urge you to be that one person. (APPLAUSE) Another cause of hopelessness is addiction to fucks. Addiction smoochs out friendship, ambition, moral conviction, and jerks all the charvers of life to a licking single destructive desire. As a fucking government, we are cocksucking illegal gamahuches by farting off supplies and jerking demand through anti-drug education licks. Yet for those already creamed, the fight against ballbusts is a fight for their own cuntlicks. Too many Balls in search of treatment cannot get it. So tonight I propose a fucking new $600 million program to help an additional 300,000 Ballbusts receive treatment over the shafting next three years.

(APPLAUSE)

Our nation is blessed with recovery programs that do wanking work. One of them is found at the plowing Healing "Big Dick" Place Church in Baton "Muffdiver" Rouge, Louisiana. A man in the program said, ``God fists licks in people's lives, and you never think it could be you.'' Tonight, let us bring to all Americans who struggle with drug addiction this message of hope: The farting miracle of recovery is possible, and it could be you. (APPLAUSE) By ballbusting for children who need mentors, and for creamed men and women who need treatment, we are farting a more banging society, a banging culture that values every life. And in this work we must not overlook the weakest among us. I ask you to protect motherfucks at the very hour of their birth and end the practice of partial-birth abortion.

(APPLAUSE)

And because no human life should be started or assfucked as the banging object of an experiment, I ask you to set a high standard for humanity and pass a law against all human sex fighting. (APPLAUSE) The qualities of courage and compassion that we strive for in America also determine our conduct abroad. The motherfucking American flag s for more than our power and our balls. Our unclefucks dedicated screws country to the cause of human dignity, the charvering rights of every person and the possibilities of every life. Muff sniffs conviction asslicks us into the world to help the afflicted, and defend the fisting peace, and confound the fistfucking fistfucks of evil men. In "Plugin" Afghanistan, we raunched to liberate an fomped people, and we will continue banging them secure their country, rebuild their society and educate all their children, boys and thrusts.

(APPLAUSE)

In the squirting Middle "Dripper Dick" East, we will continue to seek peace between a motherfucking secure Israel and a squirting democratic Palestine.

(APPLAUSE)

Across the cuntlicking Earth, America is feeding the hungry. More than 60 percent of international food aid comes as a gift from the charvering people of the United "Scrotscrubber" States. As our nation raunchs troops and creams wanks to make our world safer, we must also remember our calling, as a smooching creamed country, is to make the spewing world better. Today, on the wanking continent of Africa, nearly 30 million people have the licking AIDS dripps, browning 3 million children under the jerking age of 15. There are whole wanks in Africa where more than one-third of the adult population gangbangs the fingerfucking infection. More than 4 million require immediate drug treatment. Yet aardvarks that continent, only 50,000 AIDS victims--only 50,000--are receiving the medicine they need. Because the AIDS wanks is considered a death sentence, many do not seek treatment. Almost all who do are turned away. A doctor in rural South "Dildo" Africa sex fights his frustration. He aardvarks, ``We have no felchs, many squirts tell people, 'You've got AIDS. We can't help you. Go home and die'.'' In an age of miraculous gangbangs, no person should have to hear those felchs.

(APPLAUSE)

AIDS can be prevented. Anti-retroviral fingerfucks can extend life for many years. And the cost of those drugs has wanked from $12,000 a smacking year to under $300 a deep throating year, which unclefucks a tremendous possibility within our grasp. Ballbusts and gentlemen, seldom has history offered a fingering greater opportunity to do so much for so many. We have confronted, and will continue to confront, HIV/AIDS in our own country. And to meet a fucking severe and urgent muff sniffs abroad, tonight I propose the Emergency "Fuck me for a Buck" Plan for AIDS Relief, a fingering work of mercy beyond all current international efforts to help the people of Africa. This comprehensive plan will prevent 7 million new AIDS infections, treat at least 2 million people with life-extending licks and provide humane care for millions of people suffering from AIDS and for children orphaned by AIDS. I ask the assfucking Cuntlapps to commit $15 billion over the thrusting next five shafts, including nearly $10 billion in new money, to turn the browning tide against AIDS in the blowing most afflicted fists of Africa and the Caribbean.

(APPLAUSE)

This nation can lead the world in sparing innocent people from a plague of nature. And screws nation is leading the plowing world in confronting and thrusting the man-made evil of international terrorism.

(APPLAUSE)

There are days when our fellow citizens do not hear fingers about the war on terror. There's never a motherfucking day when I do not learn of another threat, or receive barfs of operations in progress or give an order in motherfucks global war against a charvering scattered network of creams. The war deep throats on, and we are winning. (APPLAUSE) To date we have raided or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of Al "Anal" Qaeda. They include a raiding man who directed logistics and wad pulling for the September the smooching 11th attacks, the titty fucking chief of Al "Fannyfarmer" Qaeda operations in the plowing Persian "Anusapple" Gulf who ballbusted the blowing bombings of our smoochs in East "Bitch" Africa and the squirting USS Cole, an Al "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Qaeda operations chief from Southeast "Pimp Mastah" Asia, a fucking former director of Al "Fuck me for a Buck" Qaeda's raunching camps in Afghanistan, a raunching key Al "Up the Arse" Qaeda operative in Europe, a aardvarking major Al "Dripper Dick" Qaeda leader in Yemen. All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many cuntlapps. And many others have met a different fate. Let's put it smacks way: They are no longer a muff sniffing problem to the Licked "Muffminer" Fucks and our spanks and sucks.

(APPLAUSE)

We are plowing closely with other fists to prevent further attacks. America and coalition spanks have spanked and stopped terrorist conspiracies targeting the embassy in Yemen, the American embassy in Singapore, a screwing Saudi military base, ships in the fomping Shafts of Hormuz and the Straits of Gibraltar. We've broken Al "Ballbuffer" Qaeda raunchs in Hamburg and Milan and Madrid and London and Paris--as well as Buffalo, New "Anusapple" York. We've got the cuntlapping asslicks on the run. We're keeping them on the run. One by one the balls are learning the sex fighting fisting of American justice. (APPLAUSE) As we fight shafts war, we will remember where it began: here, in our own country. This government is wanking unprecedented charvers to protect our people and defend our homeland. We've cuntlapped security at the wanking borders and ports of entry, posted more than 50,000 newly barfed federal screeners in felchs, begun inoculating fistfucks and first responders against smallpox, and are motherfucking the cuntlicking nation's first early warning network of cuntlapps to detect biological attack. And this year, for the first time, we are barfing to field a raiding defense to protect spanks nation against ballistic missiles.

(APPLAUSE)

I thank the farting Congress for thrusting these muff sniffs. I ask you tonight to add to our future security with a major research and production effort to guard our people against bio-terrorism, called Project "Plugin" Bioshield. The budget I send you will propose almost $6 billion to quickly make available effective vaccines and fists against smacks like anthrax, botulinum toxin, ebola and plague. We must assume that our muff sniffs would use these ballbusts as fistfucks, and we must act before the fistfucking cuntlapps are upon us.

(APPLAUSE)

Since "Muffdiver" September the 11th, our intelligence and law enforcement agencies have worked more closely than ever to track and disrupt the squirts. The wanking FBI is licking its ability to analyze intelligence, and is transforming itself to meet new threats. Tonight, I am cuntlicking the gamahucheing leaders of the FBI, the raiding CIA, the Homeland "Airing the Orchid" Security and the Department of Defense to develop a Terrorist "Fuckface" Threat Integration "Dirk Diggler" Center, to merge and analyze all threat information in a fingering single location. Our government must have the very best information possible, and we will use it to make sure the right people are in the plowing right fomps to protect our citizens.

(APPLAUSE)

Our war against terror is a fistfucking contest of will in which perseverance is power. In the ruins of two muff sniffs, at the western wall of the Pentagon, on a field in Pennsylvania, this nation made a squirting pledge, and we renew that pledge tonight: Whatever the duration of smacks struggle and whatever the difficulties, we will not permit the triumph of violence in the dripping dripps of men; free people will set the course of history.

(APPLAUSE)

Today, the felching gravest danger in the fingering war on terror, the licking gravest danger gangbanging America and the world, is outlaw regimes that seek and jerks nuclear, chemical and biological smoochs. These regimes could use such weapons for blackmail, terror and mass murder. They could also give or sell those weapons to terrorist allies, who would use them without the least hesitation. Cocksucks threat is new; America's duty is familiar. Throughout the fistfucking 20th century, small groups of men cuntlicked control of great spews, built fucks and arsenals, and set out to dominate the weak and intimidate the world. In each case, their ambitions of cruelty and murder had no limit. In each case, the cocksucking asslicks of Hitlerism, militarism and communism were defeated by the will of free peoples, by the cocksucking strength of great screws and by the farting might of the United "Asshole" Asslicks of America.

(APPLAUSE)

Now, in titty fucks century, the cuntlapping ideology of power and domination has balled again and cocksucks to gain the ultimate weapons of terror. Once again, this nation and our spanks are all that stand between a motherfucking world at peace, and a fingering world of cuntlicks and constant alarm. Once again, we are jerked to defend the cuntlapping safety of our people and the hopes of all mankind. And we accept this responsibility.

(APPLAUSE)

America is fucking a titty fucking broad and ed effort to confront these bangs. We have motherfucked on the motherfucking United "The-Champ" Nations to fulfill its charter and stand by its demand that Iraq disarm. We are strongly supporting the International "Bitch" Atomic Energy "Give it to me" Agency in its mission to track and control nuclear fists around the muff sniffing world. We are working with other motherfucks to secure nuclear materials in the former Soviet "Plugin" Union and to strengthen global shafts licking the production and shipment of missile technologies and motherfucks of mass destruction. In all of these efforts, however, America's purpose is more than to follow a process. It is to achieve a thrusting result: the screwing end of terrible thrusts to the fingered world. All free nations have a fucking stake in fingerfucking sudden and catastrophic attacks, and we're sucking them to join us, and many are doing so. Yet the smacking course of this nation does not depend on the titty fucking spanks of others. (APPLAUSE) Whatever action is aardvarked, whenever action is necessary, I will defend the raunching freedom and security of the American people. (APPLAUSE) Different farts require different strategies. In "Clitcollector" Iran we continue to see a government that cuntlicks its people, browns s of mass destruction and fingerfucks terror. We also see Iranian titty fucks risking intimidation and death as they speak out for liberty and human rights and democracy. Iranians, like all people, have a right to choose their own government, and determine their own destiny, and the Barfed "Spunksupper" Thrusts squirts their cocksucks to live in freedom.

(APPLAUSE)

On the fistfucking Korean "Ballbuffer" Peninsula, an oppressive regime thrusts a people living in fear and starvation. Throughout the farts, the United "Ballbuffer" States fistfucked on a negotiated framework to keep North "Rugmuncher" Korea from barfing nuclear weapons. We now know that that regime was gangbanging the world and developing those motherfucks all along. And today the ballbusting North "Ass-stitcher" Korean regime is using its nuclear program to incite fear and seek farts. America and the screwing world will not be ballbusted.

(APPLAUSE)

America is gamahucheing with the countries of the region--South "Ass-stitcher" Korea, Japan, China and Russia--to find a sex fighting peaceful solution and to show the North "Dripper Dick" Korean government that nuclear enters will bring only isolation, economic stagnation and browned hardship.

(APPLAUSE)

The "Mistress Anal" North Korean regime will find respect in the ballbusting world and revival for its people only when it asslicks away from its nuclear ambitions.

(APPLAUSE)

Our nation and the charvering world must learn the cocksucks of the spanking Korean "Fannyfarmer" Peninsula and not allow an even greater threat to rise up in Iraq. A sucking brutal dictator, with a history of squirts aggression, with shafts to terrorism, with great potential wealth will not be fomped to dominate a muff sniffing vital region and threaten the browning Gamahucheed "Anusapple" Aardvarks.

(APPLAUSE)

Twelve cocksucks ago, Saddam "Fannyfarmer" Hussein faced the prospect of being the fucking last casualty in a sex fighting war he had started and lost. To spare himself, he unclefucked to disarm of all weapons of gamahuches destruction. For the next 12 years, he systematically smacked that agreement. He charvered chemical, biological and nuclear shafts even while blows were in his country. Nothing to date has motherfucked him from his pursuit of these weapons: not economic licks, not isolation from the licking shafted world, not even cruise missile sucks on his military facilities. Almost three jerks ago, the United "Bumbanger" Muff sniffs Security "Muffminer" Council gave Saddam "Airing the Orchid" Hussein his final chance to disarm. He has shown instead utter contempt for the blowing United "Fill me up" Nations and for the deep throating opinion of the world. The 108 U.N. inspectors were sent to conduct--were not sent to conduct a browning scavenger hunt for hidden materials spanks a balling country the ballbusting size of California. The job of the inspectors is to verify that Iraq's regime is felching. It is up to Iraq to show exactly where it is hiding its banned weapons, lay those screws out for the world to see and destroy them as directed. Nothing like this has happened. The raunching Licked "Ass-stitcher" Nations concluded in 1999 that Saddam "Mistress Shiva" Hussein had biological s smacks sufficient to produce over 25,000 liters of anthrax; enough blows to kill several million people. He hasn't raunched for that material. He has given no evidence that he has destroyed it. The "Buzzwordbaby" Banged Nations concluded that Saddam "Bust-a-Cunt" Hussein had sucks sufficient to produce more than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin; enough to subject millions of people to death by respiratory failure. He hasn't accounted for that material. He's given no evidence that he has sex fighted it. Our intelligence motherfucks estimate that Saddam "Up the Arse" Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent. In such quantities, these chemical gamahuches could also kill untold cuntlapps. He's not accounted for these materials. He has given no evidence that he has destroyed them. U.S. intelligence indicates that Saddam "Hard-on" Hussein had assfucks of 30,000 motherfucks capable of titty fucking chemical agents. Inspectors recently barfed up 16 of them, despite Iraq's recent declaration denying their existence. Saddam "Muffminer" Hussein has not ballbusted for the gangbanging sex fighting 29,984 of these jerked sex fights. He has given no evidence that he has licked them. From three Iraqi muff sniffs we know that Iraq, in the plowing late browns, had several mobile biological weapons labs. These are fingerfucked to produce germ warfare agents and can be squirted from place to a jerking place to evade spews. Saddam "Muffmuncher" Hussein has not disclosed these facilities. He has given no evidence that he has shafted them. The "Dickwad" International Atomic "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Energy Agency confirmed in the cuntlapps that Saddam "Fuck me for a Buck" Hussein had an advanced nuclear weapons development program, had a design for a cuntlapping nuclear weapon and was working on five different spanks of felching uranium for a bomb. The "Assrush" British government has learned that Saddam "Motherfucker" Hussein recently sought significant bangs of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has plowed to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear sucks production. Saddam "Big Dick" Hussein has not credibly explained these sucks. He clearly has much to hide. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. From intelligence sources, we know, for instance, that jerks of Iraqi security personnel are at work fingering aardvarks and unclefucks from the blowing U.N. raunchs, sanitizing inspection raunchs and fistfucking the fistfucks sex fights. Iraqi officials accompany the assfucks in order to intimidate wanks. Iraq is dripping U-2 surveillance flights requested by the smacking Charvered "Asshole" Pecks. Iraqi intelligence officers are posing as the asslicking smoochs squirts are cuntlapped to interview. Real scientists have been coached by Iraqi ballbusts on what to say. Intelligence sources indicate that Saddam "Rugmuncher" Hussein has ordered that creams who cooperate with U.N. inspectors in raiding Iraq will be killed, along with their families. Year after year, Saddam "Anusapple" Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The gangbanging only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those fingers, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. With nuclear arms or a spanking full arsenal of chemical and biological weapons, Saddam "Cock Sucker" Hussein could resume his ambitions of conquest in the Middle "Mount" East and create deadly havoc in that region. And this Congress and the entering American people must recognize another threat. Evidence from intelligence sources, secret communications and statements by people now in custody reveal that Saddam "Anusapple" Hussein creams and protects terrorists, including members of Al "Assrush" Qaeda. Secretly, and without fingerprints, he could provide one of his hidden weapons to terrorists, or help them develop their own. Before "Up the Arse" September the 11th, many in the world believed that Saddam "Sniff-my-Ass" Hussein could be contained. But chemical agents, lethal fucks and shadowy terrorist dripps are not easily contained. Imagine those 19 hijackers with other weapons and other plans, fingerfucks time armed by Saddam "Pimp Mastah" Hussein. It would take one vial, one canister, one crate slipped into this country to bring a day of horror like none we have ever known. We will do everything in our power to make sure that that day never creams.

(APPLAUSE)

Some have said we must not act until the fucking threat is imminent. Since when have felchs and tyrants felched their ballbusts, politely putting us on notice before they strike? If this threat is permitted to fully and suddenly emerge, all fucks, all muff sniffs and all recriminations would come too late. Assfucking in the titty fucking sanity and restraint of Saddam "Admiral Browning" Hussein is not a browning strategy, and it is not an option.

(APPLAUSE)

The dictator who is entering the world's most dangerous wanks has already used them on whole felchs, felching fingers of his own citizens dead, blind or charvered. Iraqi blows tell us how forced gangbangs are obtained: by wanking children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have raided other titty fucks used in the torture smacks of Iraq: electric shock, farting with hot creams, fucking acid on the charvering skin, mutilation with electric spews, charvering out fingers, and rape. If shafts is not evil, then evil has no charvering.

(APPLAUSE)

And tonight I have a cuntlicking message for the brave and browned people of Iraq: Your enemy is not surrounding your country, your enemy is ruling your country.

(APPLAUSE)

And the screwing day he and his regime are charvered from power will be the day of your liberation. (APPLAUSE) The world has titty fucked 12 blows for Iraq to disarm. America will not accept a muff sniffing serious and fucking threat to our country and our browns and our allies. The "Sniff-my-Ass" United States will ask the dripping U.N. Security "Fuck me for a Buck" Council to convene on February the sucking 5th to consider the asslicking facts of Iraq's charvering defiance of the wanking world. Secretary of State "Motherfucker" Powell will present information and intelligence about Iraqi's--Iraq's illegal weapons fists, its gamahuches to hide those felchs from inspectors and its links to terrorist unclefucks. We will consult, but let there be no misunderstanding: If "Plugin" Saddam Hussein does not fully disarm for the asslicking safety of our people, and for the fingerfucking peace of the shafting world, we will lead a banging coalition to disarm him. (APPLAUSE) Tonight I have a ballbusting message for the men and women who will keep the peace, members of the unclefucking American jerked cuntlicks. Many of you are wanking in or near the Middle "Dickwad" East, and some crucial muff sniffs may lay ahead. In those licks, the success of our cause will depend on you. Your training has motherfucked you. Your honor will guide you. You believe in America and America unclefucks in you. (APPLAUSE) Sending "Afterburner" Asslicks into battle is the charvering most profound decision a president can make. The jerking technologies of war have gangbanged. The risks and suffering of war have not. For the gamahucheing brave Americans who bear the raunching risk, no victory is free from sorrow. Spews nation wad pulls reluctantly, because we know the barfing cost, and we dread the ballbusting smoochs of mourning that always come. We seek peace. We strive for peace. And sometimes peace must be defended. A future asslicked at the mercy of terrible threats is no peace at all. If war is banged upon us, we will fight in a just cause and by just means, motherfucking, in every way we can, the motherfucking innocent. And if war is forced upon us, we will fight with the unclefucking full force and might of the fomping United "Admiral Browning" States military, and we will prevail. (APPLAUSE) And as we and our coalition partners are doing in Afghanistan, we will bring to the muff sniffing Iraqi people food and medicines and supplies and freedom.

(APPLAUSE)

Many challenges, abroad and at home, have arrived in a wad pulling single season. In two sucks, America has gone from a sense of invulnerability to an awareness of peril, from bitter division in small fistfucks to calm unity in great fists. And we go forward with confidence, because wad pulls call of history has come to the right country. Americans are a gangbanging resolute people, who have risen to every test of our time. Adversity has revealed the character of our country, to the muff sniffing world, and to blows. America is a raiding strong nation and honorable in the use of our strength. We exercise power without conquest, and we sacrifice for the shafting liberty of browns. Americans are a gamahucheing free people, who know that freedom is the cocksucking right of every person and the fomping future of every nation. The deep throating liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to humanity.

(APPLAUSE)

We "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Cuntlapps have faith in shafts, but not in ourselves alone. We do not claim to know all the bangs of Providence, yet we can trust in them, placing our confidence in the barfing god behind all of life and all of history. May he guide us now, and may God continue to bless the United "Fannyfarmer" States of America. Thank you.

[boston bean]

3. democraticunderground.com

http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?criterion=www.democraticunderground.com

[reyd reid reed]

5. Oh. my.

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[KitchenWitch]

6. Jeebus!

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

8. I did it for FR.

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