Post here and get some wisdom from a drunk

[entanglement]

:toast:

[Random_Australian]

1. What happens when someone asks you a stupid name?

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4. You mean calls me a stupid name?

n/t

[Random_Australian]

18. Are you under the affluence of incahol?

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19. I have a wonderful reply to that question,

but it is too large to fit in a single DU post ;)

[Random_Australian]

20. If you had two apples in each hand while walking the the woods,

And found George Bush, but in doing so you were really near an enourmous sleeping bear closer to you than Bush, would you throw them at him, knowing that him screaming would wake the bear?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Give me some wisdom drunk.

How many drinks in are you? I'm at four beers.

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3. Eight

n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Should I be your posse riding with you?

Or are we walking tonight?

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12. You can ride with me if

You and your horse can tolerate a 5-7 hour ride each day :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. 5-7 hour ride??? WooHoo!

I just have an ass...think we are good for the long haul? :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Open to any and all wisdom.

Lay it on me, drunkie.


:7

[entanglement]

9. The whole is MUCH, MUCH more than the sum of its parts

Take that, Cartesian reductionism!

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

14. So it is.

I have been wisdomized, and am a better person for it. Many thanks!

[In_The_Wind]

7. What wisdom do you have for me?

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10. Never judge a beer by its reputation,

a car by its sunroof, and a woman by her appearance

[deadparrot]

8. Mmmkay.

I'm waiting...

:D

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11. Time, tide and the 7:58 train don't wait for the 7:59 man

n/t

[BrotherBuzz]

15. What words of wisdom can you add to Louis Jordan's song...

What's The Use Of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again)?

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16. How do you appreciate 'drunk' if you aren't sober occasionally?

;)

[BrotherBuzz]

17. You can play on my team any day

:thumbsup: