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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 11:14 AM
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I just kicked a spider out of my house.
Uh spiders, you really need to call before you come over, you can't just drop in without notice.

Bad Spider! :spank:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 11:31 AM
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1. They're like that
Worse than in-laws. :eyes:
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 01:14 PM
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2. We routinely catch them and put them in the backyard.
We us a glass and a stiff piece of paper plus a few comforting vibes their way. They get so scared otherwise.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:21 PM
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3. I send them out side as well......
Unless the cats get to 'em first.....
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:36 PM
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4. Spiders can't get cell phone plans
So they can't call first.

Something about their credit...

There's lotsa Daddy Longlegs here; I call 'em all "dude." If one's in the shower, I'll coax him to move out of wet's way before I turn on the water.

Black Widows get other names, but they don't come inside.

I kicked a tarantula in my driveway once. Thought it was a weed until I realized weeds don't scurry away.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:39 PM
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5. it is that time of year again
i had one little guy who was rude enough to drop in on me while i was in the bathroom :mad:

even the damn spiders won't let me pee in peace ;)
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:49 PM
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6. wow, you guys are way nice to the spiders.
if they "drop in" especially while I'm in the shower, they die. Infact, most creepy crawly creatures die in my house. Not only do I have issues with them, but my dog is allergic to so many freakin things, it's just safer. Her eye ball almost popped out of her head because of a bee sting a couple of years ago. It ain't pretty.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:52 PM
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7. Small ones are ignored
Big ones die

Poisonous ones die NOW!

That's how I roll
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:55 PM
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8. Oh, I hear you!
There was one in my sink last night.....

I tried to get it on a kleenex, but it ran away...into the drainer!

Voila....I picked up the drainer, and deposited the spider outside my kitchen door!

Everybody wins! :woohoo:
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:56 PM
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9. Don't lie, you're running a spider sweatshop...
Making silk PJ's for wealthy elite in Dubai. The little guy wasn't making his quota so he got the axe.

We've got it all.. on tape. Guess who was wearing a wire?



;)

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