AW F***!!!

[MiniMandaRuth]

I have to audition for a part for Hamlet on Wednesday and I STILL haven't gotten the script!


FUCK! :grr:

[tjwmason]

1. Do you know which part?

If so you can look up the script.

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Ophelia...

But it's not the whole play... And I'm also auditioning for Hamlet himself...

ARGH!

[tjwmason]

3. ARGH indeed.

How do they expect people to learn the text sufficiently even to get the words out?

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. *cries*

No... not dramatic enough....

*bawls*

[tjwmason]

5. Shouldn't that include a dash of insanity in the bawling

To get into character that is?

[MiniMandaRuth]

6. I'll just go jump into a river, thank you!

[tjwmason]

7. I've got some rosemary growing in the garden

if you need some help remembering the lines.

[JVS]

9. Hamlet's not a girl!

Next thing you know, some old white guy is going to try to be cleopatra!

[MiniMandaRuth]

11. There's no boys in our group...

So, since I have the broadest shoulders (That's our joke) I'm trying out for Hamlet....

[tjwmason]

14. I saw a performance of Richard II

where the King was played by a woman - it actually worked very well, but that's a role which is particularly suited to being played by a woman.

[Ava]

15. you mean you haven't already seen that?

sheesh, it's like you've never seen a draq queen! :P ;)

[Haole Girl]

8. Did you hear about the husband who went to see Hamlet?

His wife asked how he liked it

and he said it was fine, but it

had a lot of clichés!

[MiniMandaRuth]

12. *Spurt*

[JVS]

10. That should be in public domain. Look it up and then you should be ok

[MiniMandaRuth]

13. I'm lookin', I'm lookin'.

[JVS]

16. try this

http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext00/0ws2610.txt

[MiniMandaRuth]

17. Thank you...

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[JVS]

18. I truly am the King of Kings!

:-)

[Ava]

19. see, i thought you were the lord of lords

:rofl:

[JVS]

20. In any case, I must rank pretty highly to be thought of at all by a famous

person like you. Congratulations on the whole "getting threats for your cartoons" thing.