Picture this on EVERY radio and television broadcast::

[Ecumenist]

bush: "Yes, your honour, ah, uh 'preciate that question. Ah,uh,ah nevuh wuz told that ah didint get elekted. Uh,ah wuz a victim and uh, see, ah wuz catapult..uh tryin' ta..ah buhleeve my heavnly Fahther wuz tellin' me to, uh... help this cuntree, that is uh.. Eye-rack , um... oh man....{crickets chirping}..."

The Judge then says, "once again, you have been accused of crimes against humanity, treason and aiding and abetting theft not seen on the face of the planet since Genghis Khan, who at least established trade routes that helped in the development of the known world. What you did has collapsed the world economy, resulted in the loss of over 1.5 Billion human lives and thrown the very planet's natural cycles and everything necessary for the continuation of life into near total destruction and chaos. Once again, how do you plead?"

bush: "Ah, uh, ah 'preciate tha-"

Judge: "mr bush, you've made it quite clear that you've appreciated the question. Now, the court would appreciate you entering your plea and explaining, if that's possible, your position on what you and your cabal have done to this planet. Frankly, the court can't imagine what you could possibly say that would exonerate you in the face of the worst assaults and atrocities against the human race since 1945, with opening volleys of this horrific period beginning on your own soil. The worst indictment of your "presidency" is the fact that it was inflicted on your own people which followed a script that was laid down years before you stole the presidency of the United Stat-...

bush: "lemme finish talkin'. Ah, the presden-...naw, ah mean ta say, ahm the desahder and the uh, the prezdent n' ah,uh,ah got me a mandat-"


Judge: MR BUSH, what are you talking about? You don't have a mandate of any kind here and frankly,without the collusion of the formerly impressive media, you never really did. We've already placed every member of your syndicate into the new subterranean ultra secure penal complex, supervised by citizens of every group, country and creed you attacked and killed in pursuit of money and power. Just answer the court so that we may conclude these proceedings, place you where you'll never be able to hurt anyone ever again, except-your "brain" karl rove,who, based on your attempt to speak to this esteemed company, is neither present in person nor available via the you "covert" receiver you concealed under your suits and two bullet proof vests. I must say that the world hasn't seem such a culture of corruption and orchestration since the nazi era followed by Stalin and Franco. You will be placed, complete with your "mandate" and your "decisions" with ms rice, mr.card, mr bolten and mr bolton, along with the rest of them, where I'm sure you will be very happy. Do you plead innocent, guilty, lost, high, drunk... how do you plead?"


bush: Ah, 'preciat... uh,ah... karl, help me out here-"


Judge: "MR BUSH!!"

bush: "Uh, yeah... ah, george dubya bush, do solemnly swear that ah... oh f%ck!..condi??!! laura??11
can ah, uh, can ah go pee now?" {bush collapses into tears and is given thorazine}

Judge: " mr bush, the court will take that as a not guilty by reason of insanity. However unlike your
policy of executing the hopelessly insane, we not will sentence you in the same manner. You see, mr bush, we don't believe that that is our right. We will leave that up to God, not whatever you claim as your god but a God that cares for the poor, suffering and hurt, the innocent, the hopeful and the struggling; a God who had absolutely nothing to do with the murder, rape, war, maiming and pillaging that you and your cabal tried to conince the world was the case. I wonder what God will have to say once the members of the BFEE meet Him face to face? What about mr falwell, mr dobson and the whole lot that you used and allowed themselves to be purchased like the prostitutes they so vocally abhorred? No, we will instead place you into the complex we've constructed just for you and unlike the poor souls you sanctioned being tortured, attacked, raped, humiliated, you'll be, for the rest of your unnatural life, placed on exhibition for all the world to see and just so that you'll never forget, you'll have to watch, on continuous broadcast the faces of as many of your victims along with the remembrances of the people who loved them and how they died or were injured beyond all hope, either physically and/or mentally. My the real God have mercy on all of your corrupt souls...Bailiff, take him away..."

bush: "ya can't do that to me!! Ahm george dubya...my daddy will kick your ass! get you damn hands off-...Uh, uh binladen...karl, call binladen...ya, g&ddamn leebrul!!...Mom?!! where's Condi?!! Unca dick??!! help me, unca dick!! karl, didya power his battries?!! but ahm george dubya and ahm the presdent of the united stat-...wha...wait a minu-..Oooh, ah need to clear bru-...perty, pwerty butterflies..."

( bush is dragged drooling and giggling from the world court)