Thieves Steal Trailer With $100k Worth Of Red Bull Energy Drink

[matcom]

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DYERSBURG, Tenn. --A trailer containing $100,000 worth of Red Bull energy drinks seemingly grew wings.

A truck driver reported last weekend that his 53-foot trailer containing 2,880 cases of the energy drink was stolen.

Geoffrey Winchester said he parked the truck on Old Highway 51. According to the Dyer County Sheriff's Department, another truck must have pulled the trailer away from the truck and hauled off the load Sunday.

The truck's window had been broken and its satellite tracking system disabled, making the thief's flight untraceable. In its commercials, Red Bull claims that it "gives you wings!"

A trailer containing $100,000 worth of Kraft sauces also was stolen in Dyersburg on Monday, authorities said. The trailer was recovered by police in Ohio Monday night, but all the sauce was gone.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/04/29/thieves_steal_trailer_filled_with_red_bull?mode=PF

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. ...and then they stopped by and gave half of it to your asscrack smiley.

:hi:

[crispini]

2. Those are gonna be some hopped-up thieves! nt

[bmbmd]

3. Red Bull?

They will never catch those guys.