Describe the ugliest/bizzaro piece of clothing your SO insists on wearing:

[elehhhhna]

Mine: Orange white & blue short sleeved cotton button front "Easter shirt".

[bridgit]

1. he's got an old, purple, thread bare Levi shirt with paint splatz all...

over it, half the brass buttons popped off; he wears it into restaurants with the proviso, "don't worry, hon, they'll still take our money." :-)

[Bunny]

2. I don't have an SO, so I'll describe mine:

A blue tie-dyed cotton tank-top dess. Well, it's not actually a dressy dress, it's a nightgown. I got it right after my youngest was born, so it's now nearly 10 years old. It's shapeless, torn, and faded, and I wear it to bed several times/week in the summer. It's so comfortable. But I would be embarrassed to be seen in it by anyone other than my kids. It's ug-lee!

[bbernardini]

3. My wife looks nice in everything, so here's mine instead:

1. A Mike Keneally shirt from the "Dancing" tour, which is kind of a dark aqua with cherry hearts on it.

2. A shirt I got when I accompanied a show choir camp a few years ago. (All of the instructors got them.) It's part of what I like to call the "big gay Brian" series.

[1gobluedem]

4. He HAD a pair of turquoise OP shorts from the 80s

That still fit and he insisted on wearing even though they were way too short. I "accidentally" knocked a bottle of bleach onto them....oops :evilgrin:

[Beaverhausen]

5. My boyfriend has a necklace with YES's logo in silver

You know, the YES logo that Roger Dean designed. He has it on a chain and wears it 24/7.

Hey- I like the band too but come on!

[YankeyMCC]

6. Ratty, dingy, fuzzy

slippers.

Drives me nutz

[leftofthedial]

7. fluorescent hot pink

strap on

oh, wait. That's king george's SO, Condi.

I'm presently between squeezes.