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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:38 PM
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Billyskank spanks raccoons to improve the discipline of the lounge
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:39 PM
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1. That is definately a picture I need to have for my records.
:bounce:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:42 PM
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2. Did he survive?
Racoons are mean little beasts. And they'll chase you.

I hope Billy's okay. :cry:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:43 PM
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3. maybe we...could change his name to: billyspank...
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:44 PM
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4. Did it work?
:hi:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:45 PM
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5. What do you think?
The phrase herding cat springs to mind. :crazy:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:46 PM
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8. Back to the drawing board then
:D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:46 PM
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7. You tell us.
You did the spanking. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:46 PM
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10. Well
I ain't seeing any improvement in the discipline round here. :)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:48 PM
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12. Well. Who else needs to be spanked, then?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:46 PM
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9. Not yet....
keep spanking. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:47 PM
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11. Rightio
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:48 PM
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13. What a pasty emoticon.
How suitable for a Brit. Though I think that come summer, it should turn lobster red following it's 2 week holiday to Ibiza. ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:55 PM
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16. Or just following the 3 days in summer when the sun actually comes out
and all the ladies put on their strappy tops, and the blokes go shirtless (only the ones with tattoos, natch)

and all BURN

:eyes:
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:45 PM
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6. and very few are qualified for this...
position :spank:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:52 PM
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14. If I dress up like a raccoon
do you think he'll spank me?

Purely for the benefit of the Lounge, of course! A public service!

(Khash! Xema is not talking to you ever since you told Billy she wanted to redecorate!.... BTW, did you ever convince him that beige is not so much a fashion statement as a lack-of-fashion statement?)

Khash.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:04 PM
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17. .
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:26 PM
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18. I'm gonna redecorate this summer
and I'm gonna do it all in beige AGAIN!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:28 PM
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20. This is a horrible suggestion
You need the book called "in a mexican garden."

It will be your compass and it will take you in the direction you need to go.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:28 PM
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21. Away from beige?
:)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:00 PM
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23. Yes
You're a physicist... you understand the concept of matter and antimatter...

When something beige contacts something colorful, they destroy each other.

You also need to get some art on those walls. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:21 PM
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26. Oh, this must be quantum chromodynamics
;)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:23 PM
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27. I knew you would get it
:pals:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 02:53 PM
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15. This sounds kinky!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:27 PM
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19. Nah, it's just you
;)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 03:50 PM
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22. Oh, okay.
:shrug:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:03 PM
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24. I didn't realize I was a raccoon
Edited on Mon May-01-06 04:03 PM by GirlinContempt
:yoiks:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:05 PM
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25. When did I ever spank you?
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 04:56 PM
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28. Just now
Hey! Stop that!
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