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Mon May-01-06 06:30 PM
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| Figured out a new way to meet women |
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So I was at the drugstore getting a prescription filled, and as I was waiting this nice looking woman walks in and gives me a smile.
Then she was waiting for her prescription and shot me another one.
"I must be having a good hair day," I thought.
Then I realized.... while waiting for my drugs, I was standing next to the condom rack!
Badda bing, the woman couldn't look in my direction with out thinking about sex!
I'm telling you, stand next to a condom rack next time you're trying to meet girls. It gets their minds thinking all dirty, then you're in!
I'll be hanging out next to condom racks all day tomorrow.
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| In_The_Wind
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Mon May-01-06 06:38 PM
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| Neoma
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Mon May-01-06 06:39 PM
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| 2. Oh, that's just awful. |
| Ron Green
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Mon May-01-06 06:47 PM
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| 3. Then you say, plaintively, |
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"Don't you have any extra-large ones?"
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| StaggerLee
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Mon May-01-06 06:51 PM
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| 4. I believe those are the MAGNUMS |
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Not...that I would know anything about that.
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| JVS
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Mon May-01-06 06:53 PM
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| HEyHEY
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Mon May-01-06 11:34 PM
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| 10. Ha! You're just pissed cause I thought of it first! |
| JVS
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Mon May-01-06 11:37 PM
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| 12. There is a fatal flaw to your plan! |
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Edited on Mon May-01-06 11:37 PM by JVS
Most people who actually approach the items you will be standing next to are men. Maybe they'll assume you're trying to pick them up. Next thing we know we're reading the AP headline about a new hatecrime out in the Canadian boonies.
If you really want to pick up women, hang out near the douches. That way every time they think about that blissful fresh feeling, they'll think of you.
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Mon May-01-06 07:04 PM
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| 6. Oh, just get a damn puppy |
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And take it for walks at popular parks. Trust me, works WAAAY better than hangin' out next to a condom rack.
You player you
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| Generic Brad
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Mon May-01-06 09:26 PM
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| 7. One man's success, another man's failure |
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If I tried that I would be seen as a creepy old lecher. For those of us who no longer have the "it" factor working on our favor, that would be a recipe to be either arrested or detained.
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Mon May-01-06 09:30 PM
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| 8. But you might be confused with a scumbag. |
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Mon May-01-06 09:37 PM
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Mon May-01-06 11:38 PM
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| 13. What do you mean confused with? Identified as a scumbag, I'd say. |
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Edited on Mon May-01-06 11:41 PM by JVS
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Mon May-01-06 11:36 PM
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| 11. I'll condom you in a minute |
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Tue May-02-06 02:05 AM
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| 14. was little HEyHEY "hanging out" at the condom rack too? |
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