Those poor worms

[Deja Q]

A drunk guy and a sober guy went to the doctor's for a checkup.

The drunk guy asks the doc if drinking is bad.

The doc proceeds to bring out a glass of water and a glass full of tequila.

He gets two worms (don't ask where from). He puts one in the water and the other in the tequila.

The worm in the water swims and squirms around.

The worm in the tequilla dies.

The moral of the story is "don't be a worm, Lord only knows what you'll be thrown in."

Actually, that's a lie. The moral is, if you don't drink you'll be suffering... if you do drink, you'll die but at least you'll be happy. :D