God, some fucknuggets were just out in the hall covered in tin foil

[ZombieNixon]

holding sticks beating each other. I think one of them was a friend of mine, I didn't care, I started to walk over with intent of beating the crap out of both them. Sadly the RA showed up. :grr:

And then, five minutes later, I hear they want to use my duct tape to fix their "armor." Fuck off, dickwads, you're not using my tape, get your own, dipshits. :banghead:

Haha...had this been any other day, I would have found this hilarious...sadly, today, I'm the dorm curmudgeon. It is not my day to please people...tomorrow doesn't look good either. Why do people pull this annoying shit? :mad: Yeah, I know, I'm mad for no reason...sue me.

:rant:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. .....

:hug: :pals:

[ZombieNixon]

2. They're still out there.

Everyone else is having a great time, and I'm in here pissed off. What the fuck is wrong with me?! :grr:

:hug:

[Briarius]

3. be glad they didn't just take your tape!

my roommates decided at the end of the year to tape a line the length of the dorm with my tape. Assholes

[ZombieNixon]

4. Yeah, if anyone tries to pull some stupid prank on me right now,

I will not be responsible for my actions. :grr: :mad: :nuke: I've internalized near-all of the hurt I feel right now, so only a few people really know I've had a crappy weekend, and no one IRL knows exactly why...so they can't realize just how pissed off I am.

[ForrestGump]

5. Leave them alone!

They were heroes...

[leftofthedial]

6. have you tried wrapping your bruised heart in tin foil?

how ya doing in the broken heart department?

I should point out that you have duct tape, which is famous for fixing pretty much anything . . .

[ZombieNixon]

7. 'Bout like this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5100009

:) (:()

[leftofthedial]

13. use the duct tape, Luke

[ZombieNixon]

14. I will. That's all the tape I have.

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

15. let me know if it works mending a broken heart . . .

[ZombieNixon]

16. Well, we'll see.

So far, it works pretty well sealing up a box. :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

29. that's a start

hang in there

the sea is full of fish

[ghostsofgiants]

8. ...

:P

[GirlinContempt]

21. I love you Jon

[ghostsofgiants]

22. *takes a bow*

:P

[anarch]

30. Dude...is that a tattoo?

'Cause if not, I know a guy who does good work.


**BEST TATTOO EVARR**

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Fucknuggets?

Just think...when they become fully grown men, they will be complete and total Fucknuts...

...just sayin' :popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, doesn't that make you hopeful for the future of the world?

:eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Fucknuggets = word of the night.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Well then, at least I accomplished something today.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. You sure they aren't just GDers?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Naw, pretty sure. They didn't yell quite enough.

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Hey, count your blessings.

At least they weren't Herking Fucknuggets.


Now THOSE are ten times worse!



Adult male Herking Fucknugget in ritual attack dance. --->

[ZombieNixon]

20. Ack! What the hell is that?

:scared:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. I can't believe YOU, of all people

...don't recognize an adult male Herking Fucknugget when you see one. :eyes:


Dude, you gotta lay off the sauce.

[CanuckAmok]

23. it's occasions such as this one...

...which completely justify having a car battery, jumper cables, and two damp sponges hidden behind your door.

[TimeChaser]

25. There are drunken people playing frisbee golf outside at 3 am right now...

[TheMightyFavog]

26. Who the fuck goes drinking on a Monday Night?

I know I have classes tomorrow.

[TimeChaser]

27. Well, there's a week left in the semester,

people are starting to lose their minds :crazy:

[NuttyFluffers]

28. you should be flogged with Nerf bats by these people

Nerf bats covered in scented powder. strapped to your bed by silky negligee' wearing a delightful costume recreation of Maid Marion. and beaten mercilessly until a woman dressed as Robid Hood, but looking more like Peter Pan, rescues you and whisks you off into the Sherwood Forest of the men's shower stalls, and... *ahem* :dilemma: :blush: :7

where was i? something about tin foil, nerf, and negligee'... oh dear... excuse me...

[DrGonzoLives]

31. When I went to college

We actually had to learn stuff and study.