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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:14 PM
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Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare: THE BANANA!!!
Watch how the banana is perfectly shaped to fit in your hand.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/banana-god-p1.php

I'm convinced! And a little turned on...
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:20 PM
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1. That video alone is the stuff of nightmares
That guy seemed to enjoy that a little too much...
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:25 PM
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2. well, I don't know what to say.Excuse me while I go into my room, quicky
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:28 PM
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3. Oooh! What a big banana it is too!
:rofl:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:28 PM
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4. If the banana is God's perfect creation...
...I'd like to hear this clown expound on the imperfection of all the other fruits and vegetables that don't fit the hand so nicely. Was God just practicing on those days?

"The Watermelon--The Theologist's Nighmare"

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 09:02 PM
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6. Or the coconut.
I would simply *love* to hear his take on that.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 09:38 PM
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8. You'd need two.
Seriously though, did you ever notice that a coconut is perfectly filled with milk?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 08:58 PM
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5. Wow. That was hilarious.
:rofl:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 09:04 PM
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7. Perfectly shaped for a monkey hand, too.
:D
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 09:49 PM
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9. Now I eat the banana, thus disarming him
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 11:13 PM
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10. I think the word 'dolt' is particularly apropos here
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-01-06 11:31 PM
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11. Hmm....
Looks like he's handled more than a few "bananas" in his life... *ahem*
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 02:36 AM
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12. Gee, if the banana was god's perfect creation
why did he bother making humans? :eyes:
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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:38 AM
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13. That was f*cking funny!
:thumbsup:

:rofl:
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:47 AM
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14. what was it that the other guy wanted to say?
that was truly strange, but thanks for posting, I think. Thank heavens for the Lounge---where else could you share such treasures?
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