This post tells you whatever you want to hear...

[Writer]

so vote it up!!! :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. What do I want to hear?

:shrug:

[Writer]

2. Stephen Colbert awaits you in the other room...

fill in your own details. ;)

[mduffy31]

3. I have been meaning to ask

:wtf: is that animal in the picture?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. It's a giant anteater

from South America. :hi:

[mdmc]

4. i'd like to hear that I am forgiven

[Writer]

6. You are HEE-AHLD!

Praise Cheesus!

[mdmc]

8. r

:D ?x=308&y=345&sig=hVSY2F6VOoLFokuIoOezbw--

[TimeChaser]

5. I want to hear that all my papers have mysteriously written themselves

[Writer]

7. Your wish is my command...

now send me $250.00 and a self-addressed stamped envelope.

[DrDebug]

10. I am the luckiest in the world n/t

[Writer]

11. We know, DrDebug, we know. n/t

[Road Scholar]

12. My name is John Bearsford Tipton. Here's your $Million. lol

Anybody remember him???

[kiraboo]

13. I want somebody to hear that somebody is going to buy my house

at the full listing price!

[Writer]

15. Hmmm... let me come over...

and I'll gold plate the siding and add a large marble fountain in the front. That'll help!

[ZombieNixon]

14. Has my ex's old/new BF been arrested for DUI and arson yet?

And/or cheated on her again?

:grr: :shrug:

[Writer]

16. Ah, sweet schadenfreude...

one only needs to wait, my dear ZombieNixon. :)

[ZombieNixon]

23. OK, but I want to be notified as soon as the warrant's issued

or as soon as the pictures get put up on MySpace! :grr:

[Writer]

27. Sometimes being a loser is a process...

first comes the arrest. Then comes your ex's restraining order. Then they "get back together" after she see's a little "+" sign on the stick she purchased from the drug store. Then comes the trailer, the bounty of cheap-ass Pabst beer, and wishes that one day they'll win bingo so they can buy that new Airstream they've been eyein'. Then there's Asshole Jr.'s beautiful buck teeth that won't get fixed 'cause the beer ration's been getting a little low. Then your ex is pregnant with #4 (oopsy darn!)

Then you wake up one day in your comfortable house... you take a look at your gorgeous wife laying next to you... your beautiful 2.2 children in the rooms adjacent to yours... and then you smile.

That's how it works, brother. Scout's honor.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. I want to hear that what goes around

comes around

[Writer]

20. Join our friend ZombieNixon in his wait du schadenfreude...

it just takes time. :)

[chaska]

18. Same thing as everybody else...

that somebody loves me.

Come on, lie to me, you can do it.

[Writer]

21. I'll do better than that...

I love you. Truly. Madly. With every living fiber.

(Now where's my money? ;)

[chaska]

24. Check's in the mail.

[spacelady]

19. Will I be here when the walls come tumbling down? Then what will I do?

[Writer]

22. Just pop open a beer and relax...

better times are ahead.

[spacelady]

26. Yay! Thanks!

[Missy Vixen]

25. Girlfriend, you know what I want to hear!

It has something to do with -- lemme' see here -- ::scratches head, looks around furtively:: -- Karl Rove being led out of the White House, handcuffed to * and CrashCart, and Patrick Fitzgerald announcing that they've all been indicted on multiple counts.

After that, I'd like to hear that PF's love for me will NEVER die, :evilgrin: and that he will be forced to be ALONE (and pining over me) for the rest of his life because I'm just not available. :evilgrin:

How's that one?
Julie

[Writer]

28. Actually I just spoke with him...

he feels horrible because he's been so busy. He's missing you like crazy! He said he spent some time with this young brunette named Writer but she wasn't all that... besides, she's married. ;)

He was practically in tears - I SWEAR IT!

[Missy Vixen]

29. I'm married, too

>He was practically in tears - I SWEAR IT!<

God bless you, Writer ;-).

We can trade off baking cookies for him, picking up the dry cleaning, and rounding up the socks from the desk drawers ;-), okay?

Julie
still president for life of the PFEB

[Writer]

30. Maybe we can convince him that Mormonism is the way to go?

:shrug:

[Missy Vixen]

31. Then we only have to convince our respective husbands!

Considering the fact that if Danica Patrick showed up at our front door tomorrow morning, I would be SO kicked to the curb, perhaps I could get buy-in from Mr. JulieRB. ;-)

Julie

[Writer]

32. Hmmm... I need to find out who I can bribe to knock on Mr. Writer's door..

then our plan would begin. :evilgrin: